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Macho Man Randy Savage Dies In Car Accident

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 20 May 2011 18:08:28 +0000

Wrestling legend, long time Slim Jim spokesguy and childhood favorite Macho Man Randy Savage suffered a heart attack in Florida earlier this morning while driving his Jeep.

He reportedly lost control of his vehicle, crossed a median and smashed his 2009 Jeep Wrangler head on into a tree. TMZ reports that they “spoke with Randy’s brother, Lanny Poffo, who tells us the wrestling legend suffered a heart attack while he was behind the wheel around 9:25 AM … and lost control of his vehicle.”

Savage’s wife Lynn was riding in the vehicle but suffered only minor injuries.

Sadly, not even the Macho Man’s heart could withstand the effects of years and years of salty, dried, mystery-meat tubesteak endorsing.

Our hearts go out to you and your family, Macho.

Hat tip: TMZ

Top 14 Wrestling Fails (Pics/Gifs/Videos)

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 07:56:53 +0000

Remember when you found out that Santa Claus didn’t exist and your whole world shook off its foundation? Well this is kind of like that, only with a lot more spandex and a guy trying to suck Hulk Hogan’s dick.

And maybe a broken neck or two…

14. That’ll Leave A Mark

13. So, What Do We Do When Someone Is Actually Hurt?

12. Nom

11. The Black One’s So… Athletic…

10. Post-Piss Underwear Pee Circle To The Eye

9. How The Hell Did I Get In Here?

8. And I Thought Ball Slap Was Bad In A Swimming Pool…

7. WooooooooOoOoo

6. The Broken Arrow

5. Nutshot To The Air-Chin

4. Bruce! Gawd, Not Yet, Get Back Here, You Screwed It Up!

3. Gobbobblenobblenomomnom

2. Midgets x Buttered Floor

1. How Isn’t He Blee… Oh.

Face paint, muscles, stupidity

Senor Semanas — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:58:25 +0000

Despite having grown up in the late 80’s I never managed to jump onto the professional wrestling train. I vividly recall playing with the plush wrestling buddy dolls and beating the crap out of them but somehow never sat down to watch a match. Of the “old school” wrestlers, Hulk Hogan is about the only name that I can honestly remember. Having said that, I now know that this is probably a good thing.

I can now add a new name to my list of professional wrestlers, the Ultimate Warrior. At 6ft 2in and 275lbs the Ultimate Warrior is completely devoid of anything that would resemble an intelligent human being. Yes I know that wrestling is mainly an act, but holy crap! What the f**k is this douchebag saying? Other wrestlers even rolled their eyes at this twat. Sorry but any man who legally changes his name to “Warrior” has some sort of personality disorder.

After seeing this video I became quite intrigued with the Ultimate Warrior and stumbled upon a rather interesting special. If you are like me and find retarded people extremely interesting, youtube “the self-destruction of the Ultimate Warrior.” Now without further adieu, here is a compilation of pre-match rants from the Ultimate Warrior.