Take It Easy On The Spray Tan, Champ.

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I am a frequenter of hotchickswithdouchebags.com, but i think this takes the cake (no offense HCwDB). I always give girls crap for wearing too much makeup, you know the type that use it in an attempt to cover acne? But instead it just gets flaky and the zits look like barnacles? I thought that was bad, but this looks like you could take your finger across these douche’s foreheads and wind up with a chocolate frosted finger (like you can do to a cake). Disgusting.

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