The Art Of The Panda

Chiefing, or Shaming for everyone outside of a few lucky coastal Southern California communities is getting old. Everyone has woken up to a cock on their face (thankfully it’s just sharpie, unless you’re Nick Bartel*) and it’s just getting old. Mustaches, old (unless it’s a Hitler stache on a Jew), words? Old. My buddies girlfriend actually drew a heart and flowers on someone recently and I thought that was inventive. But if you really want to break into a new market, you need to do things that haven’t been done before. You need to think thought bubbles and dialogue captions, but most importantly, you need to think wild animals…

The first stages of the Panda

Stacheunibrow?

What happens when you tape your friend down with your notes from class, true story.

On a dick, In a vag, or on a friends face

Birth of a Panda

Panda wakes.