Yes you guessed it. It’s a picture or Ryan Seacrest fu*king a flamingo… And I know you’re thinking when did this happen? But are you really all that surprised? C’mon, it’s Ryan “the only reason I haven’t come out of the closet yet is to save my drowning career” Seacrest…
Rarely do you get to hear Dick Cheney explain nonchalantly, “Just the other day I had this strange feeling in my chest. I wound myself short of breath, shi*ting uncontrollably,” or watch Ryan Seacrest Fu*k a flamingo like he was born to, but in these two amazing compilations, you get all that and more…
And one more for good measure…
And why not a little Mr. Roger’s action as well…
“Think of the things you could do now that you couldn’t do when you were a little baby… Can you Fu*k yourself now?” — Classic.
