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Tom Cruise is a midget

December 1, 2008 by Brotha Jonze  
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Tom Cruise is a midget. Sure it’s shopped, but it’s really not that far off.

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18 Comments on "Tom Cruise is a midget"

  1. Peter on Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 2:01 am 

    err… so this is a fake photo, and you want me to “subscribe to your rss feeds because it will save my life”

    Does not compute.

  2. Shags on Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 2:29 am 

    Ahaha, that was a good laugh!
    However the missing shadows really take all the fun away!

  3. Celebrity Juice on Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 2:38 am 

    wow this is stupid. first off yea it’s probably photoshopped. second she’s notice the high heels - see that red thing behind her foot it’s called a stiletto heel. Third even if he is short which I doubt, who the f*ck cares?

  4. boredasfuck on Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 3:15 am 

    you are all enormous douche nozzles who have no lives what the fuck is the point

  5. cruiseisshort on Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 4:10 am 

    cruise is 5′6”, end of discussion.

  6. murrayc on Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 4:15 am 

    “the missing shadows really take all the fun away” You are forgetting that Scientologists don’t believe in shadows.

  7. terrapin on Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 6:25 am 

    He’s only 5′7″ tall. That is NOT tall. He is short.

  8. Dan on Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 6:41 am 

    Yeah this site is a piece of sh@t

  9. Bernard on Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 6:51 am 

    He’s 5′7″

    not exactly tall, but hardly a midget…

  10. lord on Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 7:13 am 

    Boy, another site trying to get us to pay attention to hollweird and it’s throng of idiots. We don’t care about actors political opinions or what rehab they are in this month. Hollyweird is for entertaining. Leave the big people issues to adults who actually earn a living and make under a million a year. Fucktards.

  11. whoever posted this is an idiot. on Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 9:05 am 

    he is stepped off of the curb with his right foot. she has both on the curb and also has heels on.

  12. Papi on Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 9:56 am 

    good post. everyone here can kick rocks!

  13. Al on Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 10:07 am 

    I believed it for about 2 seconds. Funny stuff.

  14. whoever posted this pic is an idiot on Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 10:28 am 

    Cearly Cruise is standing with one foot off of the curb. She has both feet up on the curb AND has heels on. Duh.

  15. moar on Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 10:31 am 

    4′10″ AND pretending to be straight? i feel bad for him.

  16. Ubik on Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 2:29 pm 

    Pay no attention to the nay sayers. Anything that makes fun of Tom Cruise is worth pursuing. If it wasn’t for mediocre photoshopping, the web would collapse, (that and the porn.)

  17. 2bored on Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 3:00 pm 

    It got u here. didn’t it, bored?

  18. Loisaida King on Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 3:06 pm 

    Sad thing is he’s wearing the lifts there… He’d be even shorter if he takes off his shoes.

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