Tom Cruise is a midget

Brotha Jonze December 1, 2008 48

tom cruise short Tom Cruise is a midget

Tom Cruise is a midget. Sure it’s shopped, but it’s really not that far off.

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  1. Peter December 2, 2008 at 9:01 am - Reply

    err… so this is a fake photo, and you want me to “subscribe to your rss feeds because it will save my life”

    Does not compute.

  2. Peter December 2, 2008 at 9:01 am - Reply

    err… so this is a fake photo, and you want me to “subscribe to your rss feeds because it will save my life”

    Does not compute.

  3. Peter December 2, 2008 at 2:01 am - Reply

    err… so this is a fake photo, and you want me to “subscribe to your rss feeds because it will save my life”

    Does not compute.

  4. Shags December 2, 2008 at 9:29 am - Reply

    Ahaha, that was a good laugh!
    However the missing shadows really take all the fun away!

  5. Shags December 2, 2008 at 2:29 am - Reply

    Ahaha, that was a good laugh!
    However the missing shadows really take all the fun away!

  6. Celebrity Juice December 2, 2008 at 9:38 am - Reply

    wow this is stupid. first off yea it’s probably photoshopped. second she’s notice the high heels – see that red thing behind her foot it’s called a stiletto heel. Third even if he is short which I doubt, who the f*ck cares?

  7. Celebrity Juice December 2, 2008 at 9:38 am - Reply

    wow this is stupid. first off yea it’s probably photoshopped. second she’s notice the high heels – see that red thing behind her foot it’s called a stiletto heel. Third even if he is short which I doubt, who the f*ck cares?

  8. Celebrity Juice December 2, 2008 at 2:38 am - Reply

    wow this is stupid. first off yea it’s probably photoshopped. second she’s notice the high heels – see that red thing behind her foot it’s called a stiletto heel. Third even if he is short which I doubt, who the f*ck cares?

  9. boredasfuck December 2, 2008 at 10:15 am - Reply

    you are all enormous douche nozzles who have no lives what the fuck is the point

  10. boredasfuck December 2, 2008 at 3:15 am - Reply

    you are all enormous douche nozzles who have no lives what the fuck is the point

  11. cruiseisshort December 2, 2008 at 11:10 am - Reply

    cruise is 5’6”, end of discussion.

  12. cruiseisshort December 2, 2008 at 11:10 am - Reply

    cruise is 5’6”, end of discussion.

  13. cruiseisshort December 2, 2008 at 4:10 am - Reply

    cruise is 5’6”, end of discussion.

  14. murrayc December 2, 2008 at 11:15 am - Reply

    “the missing shadows really take all the fun away” You are forgetting that Scientologists don’t believe in shadows.

  15. murrayc December 2, 2008 at 11:15 am - Reply

    “the missing shadows really take all the fun away” You are forgetting that Scientologists don’t believe in shadows.

  16. murrayc December 2, 2008 at 4:15 am - Reply

    “the missing shadows really take all the fun away” You are forgetting that Scientologists don’t believe in shadows.

  17. terrapin December 2, 2008 at 1:25 pm - Reply

    He’s only 5’7″ tall. That is NOT tall. He is short.

  18. terrapin December 2, 2008 at 1:25 pm - Reply

    He’s only 5’7″ tall. That is NOT tall. He is short.

  19. terrapin December 2, 2008 at 6:25 am - Reply

    He’s only 5’7″ tall. That is NOT tall. He is short.

  20. Dan December 2, 2008 at 1:41 pm - Reply

    Yeah this site is a piece of sh@t

  21. Dan December 2, 2008 at 1:41 pm - Reply

    Yeah this site is a piece of sh@t

  22. Dan December 2, 2008 at 6:41 am - Reply

    Yeah this site is a piece of sh@t

  23. Bernard December 2, 2008 at 1:51 pm - Reply

    He’s 5’7″

    not exactly tall, but hardly a midget…

  24. Bernard December 2, 2008 at 6:51 am - Reply

    He’s 5’7″

    not exactly tall, but hardly a midget…

  25. lord December 2, 2008 at 2:13 pm - Reply

    Boy, another site trying to get us to pay attention to hollweird and it’s throng of idiots. We don’t care about actors political opinions or what rehab they are in this month. Hollyweird is for entertaining. Leave the big people issues to adults who actually earn a living and make under a million a year. Fucktards.

  26. lord December 2, 2008 at 7:13 am - Reply

    Boy, another site trying to get us to pay attention to hollweird and it’s throng of idiots. We don’t care about actors political opinions or what rehab they are in this month. Hollyweird is for entertaining. Leave the big people issues to adults who actually earn a living and make under a million a year. Fucktards.

  27. whoever posted this is an idio December 2, 2008 at 4:05 pm - Reply

    he is stepped off of the curb with his right foot. she has both on the curb and also has heels on.

  28. whoever posted this is an idiot. December 2, 2008 at 9:05 am - Reply

    he is stepped off of the curb with his right foot. she has both on the curb and also has heels on.

  29. Papi December 2, 2008 at 4:56 pm - Reply

    good post. everyone here can kick rocks!

  30. Papi December 2, 2008 at 4:56 pm - Reply

    good post. everyone here can kick rocks!

  31. Papi December 2, 2008 at 9:56 am - Reply

    good post. everyone here can kick rocks!

  32. Al December 2, 2008 at 5:07 pm - Reply

    I believed it for about 2 seconds. Funny stuff.

  33. Al December 2, 2008 at 5:07 pm - Reply

    I believed it for about 2 seconds. Funny stuff.

  34. Al December 2, 2008 at 5:07 pm - Reply

    I believed it for about 2 seconds. Funny stuff.

  35. Al December 2, 2008 at 10:07 am - Reply

    I believed it for about 2 seconds. Funny stuff.

  36. whoever posted this pic is an December 2, 2008 at 5:28 pm - Reply

    Cearly Cruise is standing with one foot off of the curb. She has both feet up on the curb AND has heels on. Duh.

  37. whoever posted this pic is an idiot December 2, 2008 at 10:28 am - Reply

    Cearly Cruise is standing with one foot off of the curb. She has both feet up on the curb AND has heels on. Duh.

  38. moar December 2, 2008 at 5:31 pm - Reply

    4’10″ AND pretending to be straight? i feel bad for him.

  39. moar December 2, 2008 at 10:31 am - Reply

    4’10″ AND pretending to be straight? i feel bad for him.

  40. Ubik December 2, 2008 at 9:29 pm - Reply

    Pay no attention to the nay sayers. Anything that makes fun of Tom Cruise is worth pursuing. If it wasn’t for mediocre photoshopping, the web would collapse, (that and the porn.)

  41. Ubik December 2, 2008 at 9:29 pm - Reply

    Pay no attention to the nay sayers. Anything that makes fun of Tom Cruise is worth pursuing. If it wasn’t for mediocre photoshopping, the web would collapse, (that and the porn.)

  42. Ubik December 2, 2008 at 2:29 pm - Reply

    Pay no attention to the nay sayers. Anything that makes fun of Tom Cruise is worth pursuing. If it wasn’t for mediocre photoshopping, the web would collapse, (that and the porn.)

  43. 2bored December 2, 2008 at 10:00 pm - Reply

    It got u here. didn’t it, bored?

  44. 2bored December 2, 2008 at 10:00 pm - Reply

    It got u here. didn’t it, bored?

  45. 2bored December 2, 2008 at 3:00 pm - Reply

    It got u here. didn’t it, bored?

  46. Loisaida King December 2, 2008 at 10:06 pm - Reply

    Sad thing is he’s wearing the lifts there… He’d be even shorter if he takes off his shoes.

  47. Loisaida King December 2, 2008 at 10:06 pm - Reply

    Sad thing is he’s wearing the lifts there… He’d be even shorter if he takes off his shoes.

  48. Loisaida King December 2, 2008 at 3:06 pm - Reply

    Sad thing is he’s wearing the lifts there… He’d be even shorter if he takes off his shoes.

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