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1 December 2008 18 Comments

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Tom Cruise is a midget. Sure it’s shopped, but it’s really not that far off.

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18 Comments

  • Peter said:

    err… so this is a fake photo, and you want me to “subscribe to your rss feeds because it will save my life”

    Does not compute.

    # 2 December 2008 at 2:01 am
  • Shags said:

    Ahaha, that was a good laugh!
    However the missing shadows really take all the fun away!

    # 2 December 2008 at 2:29 am
  • Celebrity Juice said:

    wow this is stupid. first off yea it’s probably photoshopped. second she’s notice the high heels – see that red thing behind her foot it’s called a stiletto heel. Third even if he is short which I doubt, who the f*ck cares?

    # 2 December 2008 at 2:38 am
  • boredasfuck said:

    you are all enormous douche nozzles who have no lives what the fuck is the point

    # 2 December 2008 at 3:15 am
  • cruiseisshort said:

    cruise is 5’6”, end of discussion.

    # 2 December 2008 at 4:10 am
  • murrayc said:

    “the missing shadows really take all the fun away” You are forgetting that Scientologists don’t believe in shadows.

    # 2 December 2008 at 4:15 am
  • terrapin said:

    He’s only 5’7″ tall. That is NOT tall. He is short.

    # 2 December 2008 at 6:25 am
  • Dan said:

    Yeah this site is a piece of sh@t

    # 2 December 2008 at 6:41 am
  • Bernard said:

    He’s 5’7″

    not exactly tall, but hardly a midget…

    # 2 December 2008 at 6:51 am
  • lord said:

    Boy, another site trying to get us to pay attention to hollweird and it’s throng of idiots. We don’t care about actors political opinions or what rehab they are in this month. Hollyweird is for entertaining. Leave the big people issues to adults who actually earn a living and make under a million a year. Fucktards.

    # 2 December 2008 at 7:13 am
  • whoever posted this is an idiot. said:

    he is stepped off of the curb with his right foot. she has both on the curb and also has heels on.

    # 2 December 2008 at 9:05 am
  • Papi said:

    good post. everyone here can kick rocks!

    # 2 December 2008 at 9:56 am
  • Al said:

    I believed it for about 2 seconds. Funny stuff.

    # 2 December 2008 at 10:07 am
  • whoever posted this pic is an idiot said:

    Cearly Cruise is standing with one foot off of the curb. She has both feet up on the curb AND has heels on. Duh.

    # 2 December 2008 at 10:28 am
  • moar said:

    4’10″ AND pretending to be straight? i feel bad for him.

    # 2 December 2008 at 10:31 am
  • Ubik said:

    Pay no attention to the nay sayers. Anything that makes fun of Tom Cruise is worth pursuing. If it wasn’t for mediocre photoshopping, the web would collapse, (that and the porn.)

    # 2 December 2008 at 2:29 pm
  • 2bored said:

    It got u here. didn’t it, bored?

    # 2 December 2008 at 3:00 pm
  • Loisaida King said:

    Sad thing is he’s wearing the lifts there… He’d be even shorter if he takes off his shoes.

    # 2 December 2008 at 3:06 pm

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