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Tom Cruise is a midget
December 1, 2008 by Brotha Jonze
Filed under Funny
Tom Cruise is a midget. Sure it’s shopped, but it’s really not that far off.
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err… so this is a fake photo, and you want me to “subscribe to your rss feeds because it will save my life”
Does not compute.
Ahaha, that was a good laugh!
However the missing shadows really take all the fun away!
wow this is stupid. first off yea it’s probably photoshopped. second she’s notice the high heels - see that red thing behind her foot it’s called a stiletto heel. Third even if he is short which I doubt, who the f*ck cares?
you are all enormous douche nozzles who have no lives what the fuck is the point
cruise is 5′6”, end of discussion.
“the missing shadows really take all the fun away” You are forgetting that Scientologists don’t believe in shadows.
He’s only 5′7″ tall. That is NOT tall. He is short.
Yeah this site is a piece of sh@t
He’s 5′7″
not exactly tall, but hardly a midget…
Boy, another site trying to get us to pay attention to hollweird and it’s throng of idiots. We don’t care about actors political opinions or what rehab they are in this month. Hollyweird is for entertaining. Leave the big people issues to adults who actually earn a living and make under a million a year. Fucktards.
he is stepped off of the curb with his right foot. she has both on the curb and also has heels on.
good post. everyone here can kick rocks!
I believed it for about 2 seconds. Funny stuff.
Cearly Cruise is standing with one foot off of the curb. She has both feet up on the curb AND has heels on. Duh.
4′10″ AND pretending to be straight? i feel bad for him.
Pay no attention to the nay sayers. Anything that makes fun of Tom Cruise is worth pursuing. If it wasn’t for mediocre photoshopping, the web would collapse, (that and the porn.)
It got u here. didn’t it, bored?
Sad thing is he’s wearing the lifts there… He’d be even shorter if he takes off his shoes.