Top 10 Internet Butterfaces

20 comments

By Brotha Jonze
Posted on 07 Oct 2009 at 2:18am

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For those of you who aren’t familiar with the term, a Butterface is a woman who has an exceptional body and an unexceptionally hideous face – hence but-her-face. The term (antonymous to the highly deceptive MySpace Shot) is an etymological derivative of the phrase “good from far but far from good” and can be applied to women like Amy Reid (above), Jennifer Garner, and of course Barbara Walters.

Surprisingly, Sarah Jessica Parker is not a butterface because the horseishness of her face detracts so much from the rest of her body that any heterosexual male cannot avoid picturing her visage disfiguring the physiognomy of a fully grown Clydesdale.

You’ve surely seen a few of these images floating around the intertubes but try to enjoy these 10 banged up beauties regardless.

Oh, and we have no idea how old any of these things are so please keep your pants on.

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9. Errrm

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8.

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7.

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6.

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5.

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4.

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3.

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Remember two things fellas:
1. This is why girls wear sunglasses as big as Daft Punk’s headgear
2. You can drink an ugly chick hot, but you can’t drink a fat chick skinny (thanks Dave)

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20 comments

  1. anon

    9, 7, and 2 are all hot… would hit it

  2. guest

    All these girls are beautiful so shut up people.

  3. Anonymous

    What? Half those girls are not butterfaces. I think you have a miss understanding on what qualifies as a bufferface but then beauty is in the eye of the beholder (greatly influenced by media, and genetics).

  4. madwolf

    Im sorry, number1 is hot

  5. ever&anon

    There's at least two obvious photochops on this list–#3 & 8… & probably #1, At least half of the remainder aren't even bad, just making a weird face. lame.

  6. i like balls

    #4 should be #1, and number 1 and 2 aren't that bad. You're gay if you say you wouldn't hook up with them.

  7. Madwolf

    Im sorry, but #1 is hot as fuck, I dont care, her face is pretty and her body is amazing.

  8. werwolf

    Really horror-faces, except one or two

  9. kalique hardin

    these girls are cute

  10. kalique hardin

    i love those girls

  11. Guest

    Damn some of these are really hot…

    Fuck you all

  12. Ouch! nothing a plastic bag wont fix

  13. keeton

    Bag em and Tag em…with your penis…uh nevermind.

  14. Guest

    I'd do #2, #7, #9 and #10 – they're hot!

  15. blah

    jesus christ they're butter faces alright… you virgins that would "do them all" are probably 350 pounders who live in their mom's basement!

  16. mojo

    These girls are way to young, all of 'em.

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