Top 10 Internet Butterfaces

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For those of you who aren’t familiar with the term, a Butterface is a woman who has an exceptional body and an unexceptionally hideous face – hence but-her-face. The term (antonymous to the highly deceptive MySpace Shot) is an etymological derivative of the phrase “good from far but far from good” and can be applied to women like Amy Reid (above), Jennifer Garner, and of course Barbara Walters.

Surprisingly, Sarah Jessica Parker is not a butterface because the horseishness of her face detracts so much from the rest of her body that any heterosexual male cannot avoid picturing her visage disfiguring the physiognomy of a fully grown Clydesdale.

You’ve surely seen a few of these images floating around the intertubes but try to enjoy these 10 banged up beauties regardless.

Oh, and we have no idea how old any of these things are so please keep your pants on.

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9. Errrm

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Remember two things fellas:
1. This is why girls wear sunglasses as big as Daft Punk’s headgear
2. You can drink an ugly chick hot, but you can’t drink a fat chick skinny (thanks Dave)

  • recurv

    These are BOBFOC.

    Body
    Off
    Baywatch
    Face
    Off
    Crimewatch

  • anon

    9, 7, and 2 are all hot… would hit it

    • asfd

      7 would be fine if you had the hots for buggs bunny

  • anon

    9, 7, and 2 are all hot… would hit it

    • asfd

      7 would be fine if you had the hots for buggs bunny

  • guest

    All these girls are beautiful so shut up people.

  • guest

    All these girls are beautiful so shut up people.

  • Anonymous

    What? Half those girls are not butterfaces. I think you have a miss understanding on what qualifies as a bufferface but then beauty is in the eye of the beholder (greatly influenced by media, and genetics).

  • Anonymous

    What? Half those girls are not butterfaces. I think you have a miss understanding on what qualifies as a bufferface but then beauty is in the eye of the beholder (greatly influenced by media, and genetics).

  • madwolf

    Im sorry, number1 is hot

  • madwolf

    Im sorry, number1 is hot

  • ever&anon

    There's at least two obvious photochops on this list–#3 & 8… & probably #1, At least half of the remainder aren't even bad, just making a weird face. lame.

  • ever&anon

    There's at least two obvious photochops on this list–#3 & 8… & probably #1, At least half of the remainder aren't even bad, just making a weird face. lame.

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  • i like balls

    #4 should be #1, and number 1 and 2 aren't that bad. You're gay if you say you wouldn't hook up with them.

  • i like balls

    #4 should be #1, and number 1 and 2 aren't that bad. You're gay if you say you wouldn't hook up with them.

  • i like balls

    #4 should be #1, and number 1 and 2 aren't that bad. You're gay if you say you wouldn't hook up with them.

  • Madwolf

    Im sorry, but #1 is hot as fuck, I dont care, her face is pretty and her body is amazing.

  • Madwolf

    Im sorry, but #1 is hot as fuck, I dont care, her face is pretty and her body is amazing.

  • Jake

    #10's cute

  • Jake

    #10's cute

  • werwolf

    Really horror-faces, except one or two

  • werwolf

    Really horror-faces, except one or two

  • kalique hardin

    these girls are cute

  • kalique hardin

    these girls are cute

  • kalique hardin

    i love those girls

  • kalique hardin

    i love those girls

  • Guest

    Damn some of these are really hot…

    Fuck you all

  • Guest

    Damn some of these are really hot…

    Fuck you all

  • http://www.imafish.co.uk/ Munger2k

    Ouch! nothing a plastic bag wont fix

  • http://www.imafish.co.uk Munger2k

    Ouch! nothing a plastic bag wont fix

  • keeton

    Bag em and Tag em…with your penis…uh nevermind.

  • keeton

    Bag em and Tag em…with your penis…uh nevermind.

  • Guest

    I'd do #2, #7, #9 and #10 – they're hot!

  • Guest

    I'd do #2, #7, #9 and #10 – they're hot!

  • jon

    4 is hot, OBVI.

  • jon

    4 is hot, OBVI.

  • blah

    jesus christ they're butter faces alright… you virgins that would "do them all" are probably 350 pounders who live in their mom's basement!

  • blah

    jesus christ they're butter faces alright… you virgins that would "do them all" are probably 350 pounders who live in their mom's basement!

  • mojo

    These girls are way to young, all of 'em.

  • mojo

    These girls are way to young, all of 'em.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lofrikkafresh Lauren

    Butterface central! You people who disagree with these girls being butterfaces are tarded!!!! OMG 8 is disgust. They all need to stop takin pics of themselves tryin to look all seductive like…eeeyuuuk

  • isrrael

    #4 was scary. she looks like the spitter from left for dead 2. i couldn’t bare to stare at her again. <:(