Top 10 Internet Butterfaces
For those of you who aren’t familiar with the term, a Butterface is a woman who has an exceptional body and an unexceptionally hideous face – hence but-her-face. The term (antonymous to the highly deceptive MySpace Shot) is an etymological derivative of the phrase “good from far but far from good” and can be applied to women like Amy Reid (above), Jennifer Garner, and of course Barbara Walters.
Surprisingly, Sarah Jessica Parker is not a butterface because the horseishness of her face detracts so much from the rest of her body that any heterosexual male cannot avoid picturing her visage disfiguring the physiognomy of a fully grown Clydesdale.
You’ve surely seen a few of these images floating around the intertubes but try to enjoy these 10 banged up beauties regardless.
Oh, and we have no idea how old any of these things are so please keep your pants on.
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9. Errrm
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Remember two things fellas:
1. This is why girls wear sunglasses as big as Daft Punk’s headgear
2. You can drink an ugly chick hot, but you can’t drink a fat chick skinny (thanks Dave)
These are BOBFOC.
Body
Off
Baywatch
Face
Off
Crimewatch
9, 7, and 2 are all hot… would hit it
All these girls are beautiful so shut up people.
What? Half those girls are not butterfaces. I think you have a miss understanding on what qualifies as a bufferface but then beauty is in the eye of the beholder (greatly influenced by media, and genetics).
Im sorry, number1 is hot
There's at least two obvious photochops on this list–#3 & 8… & probably #1, At least half of the remainder aren't even bad, just making a weird face. lame.
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#4 should be #1, and number 1 and 2 aren't that bad. You're gay if you say you wouldn't hook up with them.
#4 should be #1, and number 1 and 2 aren't that bad. You're gay if you say you wouldn't hook up with them.
Im sorry, but #1 is hot as fuck, I dont care, her face is pretty and her body is amazing.
#10's cute
Really horror-faces, except one or two
these girls are cute
i love those girls
Damn some of these are really hot…
Fuck you all
Ouch! nothing a plastic bag wont fix
7 would be fine if you had the hots for buggs bunny
Bag em and Tag em…with your penis…uh nevermind.
I'd do #2, #7, #9 and #10 – they're hot!
4 is hot, OBVI.
jesus christ they're butter faces alright… you virgins that would "do them all" are probably 350 pounders who live in their mom's basement!
These girls are way to young, all of 'em.
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