Top 8 Racist Things I Found On The Web

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Here at Banned In Hollywood, we like to think of ourselves as incorrectly politically correct. We think it’s important to highlight race issues to render them less taboo.

Though our efforts usually fail, please remember that we are not in any way racist – the below 8 instances in racism, whether intentional or not, are simply images that we found while traveling in our cottonmobile on the trail of tears, where we eat rice and watermelon, and drink Kool Aid while playing basketball blindfolded with dental floss on the web.

That said, I present the Top 8 Racist Things I Found On The Web -

8. Chop Suey Specs

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Replace all your L’s with R’s and your friends will never know you’re not Oriental.

“Oh, herro fwend!”

7. Teaching Kids At A Young Age

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I’m not sure which is more racist, the fact that the only black guy on the bus is riding alone in the back, or the fact that the white kids are crying, presumably because the black guy in the back is smiling and staring at them.

6. Black Kid’s Computer Desk

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Guy: “Yee target playa, what it is, what it is? I’s lookin’ for a desk for my lil’ baby playa, yee.”

Employee: “Oh great, please head to Black Kid isle. It’s in the back of the store.”

Guy: “But dis I’da desk I wan, right hurr.”

Employee: “I understand, but please, this is the white kid isle. The black kid version is in the back of the store in the black kid isle. It’s adjacent to the watermelon isle, you can’t miss it.”

5. Racism Towards English Speakers

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I guess maybe you pay extra for translation?

4. ‘What Makes My Breakfast Taste So Nice?…’

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‘…Why, the fact that I don’t have to pay someone to bring it to me of course.’

3. The Personal Preference Versus Racism Type Of Racism

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First of all, can you really call a baby made in China African American? Wouldn’t it be African Chinese or simply, Black? Maybe not, but regardless, I think this is more an issue of personal preference rather than of racism. To be fair, maybe the people who bought the African American Dream Baby simply didn’t have as much fun as the people who bought the Blonde Dream Baby – race aside.

Now if the African American Dream Baby were 20% off instead of just 16%, then you’ve got yourself some good ol’ fashion racism.

2. This Year’s Black History Month Is Going To Be A Racist One

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I’m just going to let this one speak for itself.

1. WNBA Racism

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I forget now where I found this one, but I remember thinking the above picture was funny in a taboo sort of way. Then I saw the below photoshop and the above picture suddenly wasn’t so taboo.

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Judging by her jersey, I’m guessing this isn’t actually the WNBA, but did anybody actually notice? Didn’t think so.

  • a racist person :-D

    oi u fukin dik-eds
    if you are so concerned about racism why go onto these sights?
    these things are for the humour for people who hate PAKIS!
    im not racist to a person is there own country i love them people but the dirty black basted’s that come into this country and within 1 month they have got millions…ha they can all die for me and if laugh harder than any 1 in the whole world..

    why dont the pakis play football
    because everytime they get a corner they build a shop on it!

  • Quivermonky

    Look at all you people. your ether walking on eggshells or trying to start WW3. What the hell is wrong with all of you…..just laugh for fawk sake, this stuff is supposed to be funny/provocative, it’s supposed to make you think about yourself and laugh, not hate others. I don’t know who is dumber, the people who think this is raciest or the people trying to make this raciest.

    check out uncle ruckus from boondocks on adult swim.
    now that guy is FUNNY.

    so to all you haters out there
    SHUT UP AND GO SOMEWHERE ELSE OR QUIT HATING !!!!

    To the master of this web domain
    Can you post some more humor like this but have it targeting white people. They are more fun to pick on cuz they don’t get there panties in a bunch.

    P.S. I am part africanamerican, einglish, scotish, sweetish, and native american……but if any of you saw me on the street you’d call me cracker or honky and the important part is…I DON’T CARE

    lastly…Hitler was a Swiss Jew you freaking morons….sereously

  • http://www.facebook.com/jeremyrussell Jeremy

    Please! Ya’ll need to learn how to take a joke. Why are you even on a comedy website? Pull the stick out your asses.

  • wow wtf

    MAN IM BLACK AND YALL DA WORST. WHAT U FORGET IS THAT WE ARE PEOPLE! U KNOW HUMAN BEINGS N SHHHT… IVE SEEN BLACK PEOPLE THAT ACT WHITE AND WHITE PEOPLE THAT ACT BLACK. IVE SEEN BLACKS AND WHITES IN LOVE N THOSE WITH KIDS!!!! I MEAN WTF WHAT IF YALL KIDS MARRY A DIFFERENT RACE, GRANDCHILDREN BE MIXED N ALL…U GONE BE RACIST TO THEM TOO???? RACISM WILL NEVA CHANGE BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE STUCK IN THEIR WAY. I FEEL SORRY FOR YALL. COULD BE MISSING OUT ON LIFE AND EXPERIENCES BECUASE U SOOOO STUPID…BUT HEY POWER TO YALL IM NOT A HATER… ;) SO FUK YALLLL LOL

  • http://aryanfront.com Adolf Hitler

    Hey Quivermonkey Adolf Hitler was not Jewish or swiss you goon,maybe you should do some research donkey

  • lionel

    the hate white America has shown for 400 years towards African Americans forced slavery which helped this country be who it is,hanging,killing,raping,and after all that white America just laughs the government put drugs in black Communitys and still continue to oppress African American,when charges are brought against them. violations will be brought to the ICC and the U.N. and when this happens who will be laughing

  • http://www.fazryx.com fazryx

    LoL

  • steve

    Half of these are only racist if you’re looking for them to be racist. The gollywog serving breakfast was the mascot of a brand of marmalade until fairly recently. The Barney and Kid’s desk ones aren’t racist unless you’re looking for it. You’re trying too hard.

  • Nuckles

    Hitler was Christian!!! Who would have thought…

  • taylor

    omg im mixed with black but the watermelon pic was super funny

  • loonboy

    @wow wtf – errrrrr. Since when are you nig-nogs people? You’re just mad because you didn’t catch dat waddamelly….

  • Shandooga

    Racism: it’s gone nowhere…fast!

  • aston

    Nobody got the option to choose his/her colour before birth….but one thing they can choose from is wheather to be racist or not….-

  • Adam

    Very funny. The dialogue the author wrote for #6 is definitely racist.

  • Jclccfe

    Funny!!! LOL

  • nadia

    Ummmmm, hitler’s mother WAS actually jewish….. Hitler was NOT christian, his beliefs were ‘communist based’, socialistic, meaning, not so much on the God spectrum……..

    Just saying…..

  • StrongNblack

    The funniest part about this whole thing is all of you racist cowards. Oh you’re big sh!t online, but I dare you to repeat any of these comments around a black person. Ignorant punks always saying how you hate people of color but you get tans just to look like us, inject your lips and asses to have curves like our women, listen to our music, try your hardest to dress and act with the confidence and charisma that we do, and oh yeah your women can’t get enough of this giant black dick. So next time you kiss your girlfriends or wives how does a black man taste.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Prospero-Tempesto/100003555229680 Prospero Tempesto

    Africa for Africans

    Asia for Asians

    White countries for
    EVERYBODY.

    It’s GENOCIDE.

    Anti-Racist is a CODEWORD for Anti-White.

    whiterabbitradio (dot) net

    • Brandon Roberts

      your crazy aren’t you

  • Brudza

    Differences in race are funny. It’s douchebags like you who wrote this article that make the racial tension continue. If people would just get over themselves and laugh about their differences this world would be a much better place. Thanks to you, the writer of this story, for contributing to the continuation of racism.

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  • Brandon Roberts

    look this suits my views everyone knows blacks are mutant apes WHITE POWER! nah i’m kidding you but is it wrong i laughed at this?