Here at Banned In Hollywood, we like to think of ourselves as incorrectly politically correct. We think it’s important to highlight race issues to render them less taboo.
Though our efforts usually fail, please remember that we are not in any way racist – the below 8 instances in racism, whether intentional or not, are simply images that we found while traveling in our cottonmobile on the trail of tears, where we eat rice and watermelon, and drink Kool Aid while playing basketball blindfolded with dental floss on the web.
That said, I present the Top 8 Racist Things I Found On The Web -
8. Chop Suey Specs
Replace all your L’s with R’s and your friends will never know you’re not Oriental.
“Oh, herro fwend!”
7. Teaching Kids At A Young Age
I’m not sure which is more racist, the fact that the only black guy on the bus is riding alone in the back, or the fact that the white kids are crying, presumably because the black guy in the back is smiling and staring at them.
6. Black Kid’s Computer Desk
Guy: “Yee target playa, what it is, what it is? I’s lookin’ for a desk for my lil’ baby playa, yee.”
Employee: “Oh great, please head to Black Kid isle. It’s in the back of the store.”
Guy: “But dis I’da desk I wan, right hurr.”
Employee: “I understand, but please, this is the white kid isle. The black kid version is in the back of the store in the black kid isle. It’s adjacent to the watermelon isle, you can’t miss it.”
5. Racism Towards English Speakers
I guess maybe you pay extra for translation?
4. ‘What Makes My Breakfast Taste So Nice?…’
‘…Why, the fact that I don’t have to pay someone to bring it to me of course.’
3. The Personal Preference Versus Racism Type Of Racism
First of all, can you really call a baby made in China African American? Wouldn’t it be African Chinese or simply, Black? Maybe not, but regardless, I think this is more an issue of personal preference rather than of racism. To be fair, maybe the people who bought the African American Dream Baby simply didn’t have as much fun as the people who bought the Blonde Dream Baby – race aside.
Now if the African American Dream Baby were 20% off instead of just 16%, then you’ve got yourself some good ol’ fashion racism.
2. This Year’s Black History Month Is Going To Be A Racist One
I’m just going to let this one speak for itself.
1. WNBA Racism
I forget now where I found this one, but I remember thinking the above picture was funny in a taboo sort of way. Then I saw the below photoshop and the above picture suddenly wasn’t so taboo.
Judging by her jersey, I’m guessing this isn’t actually the WNBA, but did anybody actually notice? Didn’t think so.
Talk about finding racism where it isn’t. Several of those photos aren’t remotely racist unless you already have some sort of agenda.
Talk about finding racism where it isn’t. Several of those photos aren’t remotely racist unless you already have some sort of agenda.
Talk about finding racism where it isn’t. Several of those photos aren’t remotely racist unless you already have some sort of agenda.
I agree with Footle.
The majority of these aren’t at all racist unless you want them to be.
In my opinion, it takes a racist to see all these “racist” pictures.
I agree with Footle.
The majority of these aren’t at all racist unless you want them to be.
In my opinion, it takes a racist to see all these “racist” pictures.
I agree with Footle.
The majority of these aren’t at all racist unless you want them to be.
In my opinion, it takes a racist to see all these “racist” pictures.
…or it takes someone with a keen eye and a good sense of humor.
How do you explain #2? Cottonballs and Black History Month together at random? I don’t think so.
…or it takes someone with a keen eye and a good sense of humor.
How do you explain #2? Cottonballs and Black History Month together at random? I don’t think so.
…or it takes someone with a keen eye and a good sense of humor.
How do you explain #2? Cottonballs and Black History Month together at random? I don’t think so.
I don’t get the cotton balls one…
I don’t get the cotton balls one…
I don’t get the cotton balls one…
Jon… it’s a reference to former slavery/the cotton fields of the south.
Jon… it’s a reference to former slavery/the cotton fields of the south.
I think the AA folk are gonna be screeming when they see the Black History Month above-yes-those COTTON BALLS! Conna complain to the manager about this I guess.
I think the AA folk are gonna be screeming when they see the Black History Month above-yes-those COTTON BALLS! Conna complain to the manager about this I guess.
I think the AA folk are gonna be screeming when they see the Black History Month above-yes-those COTTON BALLS! Conna complain to the manager about this I guess.
I don’t get the last one. I thought negros like watermelon.
I don’t get the last one. I thought negros like watermelon.
this is just idiotoc. you must be black to make something this stupid…or did you steal it from somewhere?
this is just idiotoc. you must be black to make something this stupid…or did you steal it from somewhere?
this is just idiotoc. you must be black to make something this stupid…or did you steal it from somewhere?
this is just idiotoc. you must be black to make something this stupid…or did you steal it from somewhere?
Forget that, #5 (oranges?) is definitely racist, #6 is kind of weird, and #7 is just agenda based. Oh, and I think that #1 is Czech Republic vs. Jamaica…not sure though.
Forget that, #5 (oranges?) is definitely racist, #6 is kind of weird, and #7 is just agenda based. Oh, and I think that #1 is Czech Republic vs. Jamaica…not sure though.
Forget that, #5 (oranges?) is definitely racist, #6 is kind of weird, and #7 is just agenda based. Oh, and I think that #1 is Czech Republic vs. Jamaica…not sure though.
Forget that, #5 (oranges?) is definitely racist, #6 is kind of weird, and #7 is just agenda based. Oh, and I think that #1 is Czech Republic vs. Jamaica…not sure though.
The #1 picture is from the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing.
The #1 picture is from the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing.
okay keys,
#8 isn’t racist? are you kidding me? I mean the others can be seen as a stretch, but 8 is terrible.
okay keys,
#8 isn’t racist? are you kidding me? I mean the others can be seen as a stretch, but 8 is terrible.
okay keys,
#8 isn’t racist? are you kidding me? I mean the others can be seen as a stretch, but 8 is terrible.
the last one, is from the 2008 olympics. i have never seen the photoshopped one before
the last one, is from the 2008 olympics. i have never seen the photoshopped one before
the last one is to my idea that she wants to steal the ball, like in stealing…..
the last one is to my idea that she wants to steal the ball, like in stealing…..
I don’t think these things are actually racist but they sure as hell are funny.
I don’t think these things are actually racist but they sure as hell are funny.
Funny as hell. Even funnier is the fact that Freddy, in an attempt to call blacks stupid, misspelled idiotic.
Funny as hell. Even funnier is the fact that Freddy, in an attempt to call blacks stupid, misspelled idiotic.
I think some of you are reading way too much into this. Yea some of this stuff could be deamed racist, but I think this post is supposed to just make fun of it all, you know. Don’t take yourselves so seriously.
I think some of you are reading way too much into this. Yea some of this stuff could be deamed racist, but I think this post is supposed to just make fun of it all, you know. Don’t take yourselves so seriously.
Interestingly, #8 is probably made in China or Japan.
Interestingly, #8 is probably made in China or Japan.
you’re all pricks. agenda based this agenda based that. shut up, its funny. and freddy ur a dumbshit.
you’re all pricks. agenda based this agenda based that. shut up, its funny. and freddy ur a dumbshit.
IN REFRENCE TO JONNY BOY NEGROS IS PLAYED OUT THATS A RACIST COMMENT LOSER…GO TO COLLEGE
IN REFRENCE TO JONNY BOY NEGROS IS PLAYED OUT THATS A RACIST COMMENT LOSER…GO TO COLLEGE
IN REFRENCE TO JONNY BOY NEGROS IS PLAYED OUT THATS A RACIST COMMENT LOSER…GO TO COLLEGE
its funny you fags.