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Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much

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We’ve all done it, but usually when we do, we do it on the couch and wake up with dicks on our face. But if you’ve got no friends and no where to go, you’re likely one of the following top 10.

These are the top 10 signs you drank too much.

10. The gardener doesn’t even wake you

9. You’re walking on train tracks with cones on your head

8. You’re using your hand as a pillow

7. You passed out standing up

6. Foot on the bench, body on the floor

5. No shirt, Mumm’s, champagne flute and a suitcase?

4. Only Batman himself can handle 14 zombies

3. “Slow Hand” can’t handle the booze

2. No sink, no toilet, urinal it is

1. ‘Nuff said

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I am 20+ year retired Navy Vet, Been there done that nuff said.

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I am 20+ year retired Navy Vet, Been there done that nuff said.

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Great stuff! Good thing I don’t drink heavy anymore, I sure as heck don’t want a picture like these of me on the ‘net.
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Great stuff! Good thing I don’t drink heavy anymore, I sure as heck don’t want a picture like these of me on the ‘net.
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#10 reminded me of when I woke up in our local park. Freezing cold. But #1 is definitely the worst.

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#10 reminded me of when I woke up in our local park. Freezing cold. But #1 is definitely the worst.

Cheers made me laugh
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Because it’s not a war on (some) drugs, it’s a war on minorities. read tinyurl.com/1mn and tinyurl.com/potconviction

After the north won the civil war and outlawed slavery, racist politicians wrote ‘grandfather clauses’ which prevented the newly freed slaves from voting. After these laws were found to be unconstitutional, they outlawed the drugs that minorities were using (instead of the white man’s alcohol).

Anyone who’s ever used these illegal drugs (cannabis, cocaine, opium, k, ‘shrooms) knows they’re nowhere near as dangerous as alcohol. But the government outlawed them so they could stuff their prisons with minorities to recover the lost slave labor by replacing it with prison labor.

And with asset forfeiture laws they circumvent the constitution, you’re guilty until proven innocent, you have to prove you bought your property without using drug money, they don’t even need to convict you, simply being accused of buying something with drug money means they can take it without even a trial by jury.
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Because it’s not a war on (some) drugs, it’s a war on minorities. read tinyurl.com/1mn and tinyurl.com/potconviction

After the north won the civil war and outlawed slavery, racist politicians wrote ‘grandfather clauses’ which prevented the newly freed slaves from voting. After these laws were found to be unconstitutional, they outlawed the drugs that minorities were using (instead of the white man’s alcohol).

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brains become unconscious………………..! so, do not understand the human language………………..lol…………..:)…………….am ALSO HEAVY DRINKER.
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