Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much

Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much

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We’ve all done it, but usually when we do, we do it on the couch and wake up with dicks on our face. But if you’ve got no friends and no where to go, you’re likely one of the following top 10.

These are the top 10 signs you drank too much.

10. The gardener doesn’t even wake you

9. You’re walking on train tracks with cones on your head

8. You’re using your hand as a pillow

7. You passed out standing up

6. Foot on the bench, body on the floor

5. No shirt, Mumm’s, champagne flute and a suitcase?

4. Only Batman himself can handle 14 zombies

3. “Slow Hand” can’t handle the booze

2. No sink, no toilet, urinal it is

1. ‘Nuff said

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    #1 isn’t so hot. #2 or #5 should be in its place instead. :D

  • http://salestash.com/ Ben

    #1 isn’t so hot. #2 or #5 should be in its place instead. :D

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    #1 isn’t so hot. #2 or #5 should be in its place instead. :D

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    #1 isn’t so hot. #2 or #5 should be in its place instead. :D

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  • eric

    hahah best part is the sign in #10 watch out grim reaper crossing!! hahahahahaha

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    hahah best part is the sign in #10 watch out grim reaper crossing!! hahahahahaha

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  • http://www.melvinnashlaw.com/ Melvin the Atlanta DUI Lawyer

    I think number 2 is the best. I can not believe he fell asleep with his head in a urinal!!

    He needs to soak his head in bleach now, lol

  • http://www.melvinnashlaw.com/ Melvin the Atlanta DUI Lawyer

    I think number 2 is the best. I can not believe he fell asleep with his head in a urinal!!

    He needs to soak his head in bleach now, lol

  • http://www.melvinnashlaw.com Melvin the Atlanta DUI Lawyer

    I think number 2 is the best. I can not believe he fell asleep with his head in a urinal!!

    He needs to soak his head in bleach now, lol

  • Dundee Tom

    Wake up with dicks on your face? You runnin’ with Gay Lib?

  • Dundee Tom

    Wake up with dicks on your face? You runnin’ with Gay Lib?

  • NoctheniK

    LOL number 9 happened to me xD

  • NoctheniK

    LOL number 9 happened to me xD

  • NoctheniK

    LOL number 9 happened to me xD

  • NoctheniK

    LOL number 9 happened to me xD

  • Kat

    i nearly pissed maself laughing!!!!!!

  • Kat

    i nearly pissed maself laughing!!!!!!

  • surfup

    i blame batgirl leaving for batman drinking that much, either that or robin

  • surfup

    i blame batgirl leaving for batman drinking that much, either that or robin

  • illag

    Sorry to disappoint you, but n°2 isn’t a drunk dude who fell asleep. It was a photo shoot ;) The picture was taken in Belgium yeeeeaaaars ago. Funny to see it pop up once in a while in “funny pic”-blogs =)

  • illag

    Sorry to disappoint you, but n°2 isn’t a drunk dude who fell asleep. It was a photo shoot ;) The picture was taken in Belgium yeeeeaaaars ago. Funny to see it pop up once in a while in “funny pic”-blogs =)

  • FPM

    I used to get stinking drunk back when I was a homeless rodeo clown but not anymore ! Now I am a world class magician !

  • FPM

    I used to get stinking drunk back when I was a homeless rodeo clown but not anymore ! Now I am a world class magician !

  • FPM

    I used to get stinking drunk back when I was a homeless rodeo clown but not anymore ! Now I am a world class magician !

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  • awunn

    in 10 that grass looks comfy i would of done the same :)

  • awunn

    in 10 that grass looks comfy i would of done the same :)

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    If you look at the guy in #10 you can see his left pant leg was hit by the weed eater. Thats great!

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    If you look at the guy in #10 you can see his left pant leg was hit by the weed eater. Thats great!

  • Theo

    Random… but number 9 is a picture taken in my hometown of Astoria, Oregon, about 2 miles away from my parents house? I probably know the guy with the cone on his head… can anyone share some info about this?

  • Theo

    Random… but number 9 is a picture taken in my hometown of Astoria, Oregon, about 2 miles away from my parents house? I probably know the guy with the cone on his head… can anyone share some info about this?

  • ben jones

    This was all over the news in the uk, Drunk bloke stuck in a hole, classic

  • ben jones

    This was all over the news in the uk, Drunk bloke stuck in a hole, classic

  • ben jones

    that should have had this link http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HUvNLmJSqpY

  • ben jones

    that should have had this link http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HUvNLmJSqpY

  • ben jones

    that should have had this link http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HUvNLmJSqpY

  • Dannielle

    Having lived in the “big city” of Atlanta, Georgia (USA) for 8 years, I’d have thought most of them were just some of the homeless we enounter here.

  • Dannielle

    Having lived in the “big city” of Atlanta, Georgia (USA) for 8 years, I’d have thought most of them were just some of the homeless we enounter here.

  • Dannielle

    Having lived in the “big city” of Atlanta, Georgia (USA) for 8 years, I’d have thought most of them were just some of the homeless we enounter here.

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    Great stuff! Good thing I don’t drink heavy anymore, I sure as heck don’t want a picture like these of me on the ‘net.

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    Great stuff! Good thing I don’t drink heavy anymore, I sure as heck don’t want a picture like these of me on the ‘net.

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    #10 reminded me of when I woke up in our local park. Freezing cold. But #1 is definitely the worst.

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  • santu

    brains become unconscious………………..! so, do not understand the human language………………..lol…………..:)…………….am ALSO HEAVY DRINKER.

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