Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much

Brotha Jonze November 24, 2008 75

We’ve all done it, but usually when we do, we do it on the couch and wake up with dicks on our face. But if you’ve got no friends and no where to go, you’re likely one of the following top 10.

These are the top 10 signs you drank too much.

10. The gardener doesn’t even wake you

pass out grass Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much

9. You’re walking on train tracks with cones on your head

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8. You’re using your hand as a pillow

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7. You passed out standing up

pass out standing up Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much

6. Foot on the bench, body on the floor

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5. No shirt, Mumm’s, champagne flute and a suitcase?

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4. Only Batman himself can handle 14 zombies

batman drunk Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much

3. “Slow Hand” can’t handle the booze

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2. No sink, no toilet, urinal it is

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1. ‘Nuff said

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75 Comments »

  1. amy November 26, 2008 at 7:45 pm - Reply

    drunk make person out of his mind

  2. Robert Briggs November 27, 2008 at 2:51 am - Reply

    I am 20+ year retired Navy Vet, Been there done that nuff said.

    I Love U R website,keep up the good work.

    We’re hanging on to our guns and religion down here in BubbaLand, is HillBilly
    for Tennessee.

  3. Robert Briggs November 27, 2008 at 2:51 am - Reply

    I am 20+ year retired Navy Vet, Been there done that nuff said.

    I Love U R website,keep up the good work.

    We’re hanging on to our guns and religion down here in BubbaLand, is HillBilly
    for Tennessee.

  4. Robert Briggs November 26, 2008 at 7:51 pm - Reply

    I am 20+ year retired Navy Vet, Been there done that nuff said.

    I Love U R website,keep up the good work.

    We’re hanging on to our guns and religion down here in BubbaLand, is HillBilly
    for Tennessee.

  5. fyrwet November 27, 2008 at 4:49 pm - Reply

    hahahaha batman!

  6. fyrwet November 27, 2008 at 9:49 am - Reply

    hahahaha batman!

  7. Tim November 28, 2008 at 3:15 am - Reply

    Great stuff! Good thing I don’t drink heavy anymore, I sure as heck don’t want a picture like these of me on the ‘net.

  8. Tim November 27, 2008 at 8:15 pm - Reply

    Great stuff! Good thing I don’t drink heavy anymore, I sure as heck don’t want a picture like these of me on the ‘net.

  9. blogger November 28, 2008 at 5:17 pm - Reply

    very funny man.

  10. blogger November 28, 2008 at 10:17 am - Reply

    very funny man.

  11. Water Filter November 28, 2008 at 7:23 pm - Reply

    #10 reminded me of when I woke up in our local park. Freezing cold. But #1 is definitely the worst.

    Cheers made me laugh

  12. Water Filter November 28, 2008 at 12:23 pm - Reply

    #10 reminded me of when I woke up in our local park. Freezing cold. But #1 is definitely the worst.

    Cheers made me laugh

  13. Phil E. Drifter November 28, 2008 at 8:26 pm - Reply

    Because it’s not a war on (some) drugs, it’s a war on minorities. read tinyurl.com/1mn and tinyurl.com/potconviction

    After the north won the civil war and outlawed slavery, racist politicians wrote ‘grandfather clauses’ which prevented the newly freed slaves from voting. After these laws were found to be unconstitutional, they outlawed the drugs that minorities were using (instead of the white man’s alcohol).

    Anyone who’s ever used these illegal drugs (cannabis, cocaine, opium, k, ‘shrooms) knows they’re nowhere near as dangerous as alcohol. But the government outlawed them so they could stuff their prisons with minorities to recover the lost slave labor by replacing it with prison labor.

    And with asset forfeiture laws they circumvent the constitution, you’re guilty until proven innocent, you have to prove you bought your property without using drug money, they don’t even need to convict you, simply being accused of buying something with drug money means they can take it without even a trial by jury.

  14. Phil E. Drifter November 28, 2008 at 1:26 pm - Reply

    Because it’s not a war on (some) drugs, it’s a war on minorities. read tinyurl.com/1mn and tinyurl.com/potconviction

    After the north won the civil war and outlawed slavery, racist politicians wrote ‘grandfather clauses’ which prevented the newly freed slaves from voting. After these laws were found to be unconstitutional, they outlawed the drugs that minorities were using (instead of the white man’s alcohol).

    Anyone who’s ever used these illegal drugs (cannabis, cocaine, opium, k, ‘shrooms) knows they’re nowhere near as dangerous as alcohol. But the government outlawed them so they could stuff their prisons with minorities to recover the lost slave labor by replacing it with prison labor.

    And with asset forfeiture laws they circumvent the constitution, you’re guilty until proven innocent, you have to prove you bought your property without using drug money, they don’t even need to convict you, simply being accused of buying something with drug money means they can take it without even a trial by jury.

  15. Autoflowering Seeds January 9, 2010 at 6:10 am - Reply

    Did the exact same thing in NYC – man those were the days.

  16. Jens July 5, 2010 at 12:11 pm - Reply

    Very funny pics! :D

  17. santu August 24, 2010 at 12:12 pm - Reply

    brains become unconscious………………..! so, do not understand the human language………………..lol…………..:)…………….am ALSO HEAVY DRINKER.

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    Hahhahahhaaaaaa… that’s a great fun collection!!! :))

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  24. Kelly October 3, 2011 at 8:36 pm - Reply

    Hahaha,number 4 and 10 are the best!

  25. Jasmine December 25, 2011 at 11:41 am - Reply

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