We’ve all done it, but usually when we do, we do it on the couch and wake up with dicks on our face. But if you’ve got no friends and no where to go, you’re likely one of the following top 10.
These are the top 10 signs you drank too much.
10. The gardener doesn’t even wake you
9. You’re walking on train tracks with cones on your head
8. You’re using your hand as a pillow
7. You passed out standing up
6. Foot on the bench, body on the floor
5. No shirt, Mumm’s, champagne flute and a suitcase?
4. Only Batman himself can handle 14 zombies
3. “Slow Hand” can’t handle the booze
2. No sink, no toilet, urinal it is
1. ‘Nuff said
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Hahahaha. Hilarious.
#1 isn’t so hot. #2 or #5 should be in its place instead. :D
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hahah best part is the sign in #10 watch out grim reaper crossing!! hahahahahaha
I think number 2 is the best. I can not believe he fell asleep with his head in a urinal!!
He needs to soak his head in bleach now, lol
Wake up with dicks on your face? You runnin’ with Gay Lib?
LOL number 9 happened to me xD
i nearly pissed maself laughing!!!!!!
i blame batgirl leaving for batman drinking that much, either that or robin
Sorry to disappoint you, but n°2 isn’t a drunk dude who fell asleep. It was a photo shoot ;) The picture was taken in Belgium yeeeeaaaars ago. Funny to see it pop up once in a while in “funny pic”-blogs =)
I used to get stinking drunk back when I was a homeless rodeo clown but not anymore ! Now I am a world class magician !
Hahaha, great list! I think the Bat man one is probably the winner. Up second is the man passed out near the lawn mower.
Oh, the good ol days of college.
in 10 that grass looks comfy i would of done the same :)
If you look at the guy in #10 you can see his left pant leg was hit by the weed eater. Thats great!
Random… but number 9 is a picture taken in my hometown of Astoria, Oregon, about 2 miles away from my parents house? I probably know the guy with the cone on his head… can anyone share some info about this?
This was all over the news in the uk, Drunk bloke stuck in a hole, classic
that should have had this link http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HUvNLmJSqpY
Having lived in the “big city” of Atlanta, Georgia (USA) for 8 years, I’d have thought most of them were just some of the homeless we enounter here.
:-D Funny, very funny, i laugh long time …
drunk make person out of his mind
I am 20+ year retired Navy Vet, Been there done that nuff said.
I Love U R website,keep up the good work.
We’re hanging on to our guns and religion down here in BubbaLand, is HillBilly
for Tennessee.
hahahaha batman!
Great stuff! Good thing I don’t drink heavy anymore, I sure as heck don’t want a picture like these of me on the ‘net.
very funny man.
#10 reminded me of when I woke up in our local park. Freezing cold. But #1 is definitely the worst.
Cheers made me laugh
Because it’s not a war on (some) drugs, it’s a war on minorities. read tinyurl.com/1mn and tinyurl.com/potconviction
After the north won the civil war and outlawed slavery, racist politicians wrote ‘grandfather clauses’ which prevented the newly freed slaves from voting. After these laws were found to be unconstitutional, they outlawed the drugs that minorities were using (instead of the white man’s alcohol).
Anyone who’s ever used these illegal drugs (cannabis, cocaine, opium, k, ’shrooms) knows they’re nowhere near as dangerous as alcohol. But the government outlawed them so they could stuff their prisons with minorities to recover the lost slave labor by replacing it with prison labor.
And with asset forfeiture laws they circumvent the constitution, you’re guilty until proven innocent, you have to prove you bought your property without using drug money, they don’t even need to convict you, simply being accused of buying something with drug money means they can take it without even a trial by jury.