We’ve all done it, but usually when we do, we do it on the couch and wake up with dicks on our face. But if you’ve got no friends and no where to go, you’re likely one of the following top 10.
These are the top 10 signs you drank too much.
10. The gardener doesn’t even wake you
9. You’re walking on train tracks with cones on your head
8. You’re using your hand as a pillow
7. You passed out standing up
6. Foot on the bench, body on the floor
5. No shirt, Mumm’s, champagne flute and a suitcase?
4. Only Batman himself can handle 14 zombies
3. “Slow Hand” can’t handle the booze
2. No sink, no toilet, urinal it is
1. ‘Nuff said
You’ll also like:
Top 7 Moments in HOLY SH!T
Pittsburgh Pirates recruit prospects from TV’s Dancing with the Stars
Basketball pass fail
AskMen’s top 99 women of 2009
drunk make person out of his mind
I am 20+ year retired Navy Vet, Been there done that nuff said.
I Love U R website,keep up the good work.
We’re hanging on to our guns and religion down here in BubbaLand, is HillBilly
for Tennessee.
I am 20+ year retired Navy Vet, Been there done that nuff said.
I Love U R website,keep up the good work.
We’re hanging on to our guns and religion down here in BubbaLand, is HillBilly
for Tennessee.
I am 20+ year retired Navy Vet, Been there done that nuff said.
I Love U R website,keep up the good work.
We’re hanging on to our guns and religion down here in BubbaLand, is HillBilly
for Tennessee.
hahahaha batman!
hahahaha batman!
Great stuff! Good thing I don’t drink heavy anymore, I sure as heck don’t want a picture like these of me on the ‘net.
Great stuff! Good thing I don’t drink heavy anymore, I sure as heck don’t want a picture like these of me on the ‘net.
very funny man.
very funny man.
#10 reminded me of when I woke up in our local park. Freezing cold. But #1 is definitely the worst.
Cheers made me laugh
#10 reminded me of when I woke up in our local park. Freezing cold. But #1 is definitely the worst.
Cheers made me laugh
Because it’s not a war on (some) drugs, it’s a war on minorities. read tinyurl.com/1mn and tinyurl.com/potconviction
After the north won the civil war and outlawed slavery, racist politicians wrote ‘grandfather clauses’ which prevented the newly freed slaves from voting. After these laws were found to be unconstitutional, they outlawed the drugs that minorities were using (instead of the white man’s alcohol).
Anyone who’s ever used these illegal drugs (cannabis, cocaine, opium, k, ‘shrooms) knows they’re nowhere near as dangerous as alcohol. But the government outlawed them so they could stuff their prisons with minorities to recover the lost slave labor by replacing it with prison labor.
And with asset forfeiture laws they circumvent the constitution, you’re guilty until proven innocent, you have to prove you bought your property without using drug money, they don’t even need to convict you, simply being accused of buying something with drug money means they can take it without even a trial by jury.
Because it’s not a war on (some) drugs, it’s a war on minorities. read tinyurl.com/1mn and tinyurl.com/potconviction
After the north won the civil war and outlawed slavery, racist politicians wrote ‘grandfather clauses’ which prevented the newly freed slaves from voting. After these laws were found to be unconstitutional, they outlawed the drugs that minorities were using (instead of the white man’s alcohol).
Anyone who’s ever used these illegal drugs (cannabis, cocaine, opium, k, ‘shrooms) knows they’re nowhere near as dangerous as alcohol. But the government outlawed them so they could stuff their prisons with minorities to recover the lost slave labor by replacing it with prison labor.
And with asset forfeiture laws they circumvent the constitution, you’re guilty until proven innocent, you have to prove you bought your property without using drug money, they don’t even need to convict you, simply being accused of buying something with drug money means they can take it without even a trial by jury.
Did the exact same thing in NYC – man those were the days.
Very funny pics! :D
brains become unconscious………………..! so, do not understand the human language………………..lol…………..:)…………….am ALSO HEAVY DRINKER.
Hahhahahhaaaaaa… that’s a great fun collection!!! :))
Hey! Would you mind if I share your blog with my twitter group? There’s a lot of people that I think would really appreciate your content. Please let me know. Cheers
Very interesting article. I waiting to more informations from you.
W porzo
I think that is among the such a lot important info for me. And i am glad studying your article. But want to remark on some basic issues, The website taste is ideal, the articles is truly nice :D. Excellent activity, cheers.
I think you have made some truly intriguing points.
Hahaha,number 4 and 10 are the best!
funny !! :D i think one of these might happen too me todaii or in new years :D <3 awww i love this website <3 :D