Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much

Brotha Jonze November 24, 2008 75

We’ve all done it, but usually when we do, we do it on the couch and wake up with dicks on our face. But if you’ve got no friends and no where to go, you’re likely one of the following top 10.

These are the top 10 signs you drank too much.

10. The gardener doesn’t even wake you

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9. You’re walking on train tracks with cones on your head

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8. You’re using your hand as a pillow

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7. You passed out standing up

pass out standing up Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much

6. Foot on the bench, body on the floor

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5. No shirt, Mumm’s, champagne flute and a suitcase?

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4. Only Batman himself can handle 14 zombies

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3. “Slow Hand” can’t handle the booze

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2. No sink, no toilet, urinal it is

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1. ‘Nuff said

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75 Comments »

  1. Dwayne from Probably Sucks Blo November 25, 2008 at 2:21 am - Reply

    Hahahaha. Hilarious.

  2. Dwayne from Probably Sucks Blog November 24, 2008 at 7:21 pm - Reply

    Hahahaha. Hilarious.

  3. Ben November 25, 2008 at 3:11 am - Reply

    #1 isn’t so hot. #2 or #5 should be in its place instead. :D

  4. Ben November 25, 2008 at 3:11 am - Reply

    #1 isn’t so hot. #2 or #5 should be in its place instead. :D

  5. Ben November 25, 2008 at 3:11 am - Reply

    #1 isn’t so hot. #2 or #5 should be in its place instead. :D

  6. Ben November 24, 2008 at 8:11 pm - Reply

    #1 isn’t so hot. #2 or #5 should be in its place instead. :D

  7. Atta Khalifa November 25, 2008 at 6:28 pm - Reply

    lolololololololololololololololol!!!1!1!11!!!!one!1!11!!!!1!1one!1!11!!2!111!

  8. Atta Khalifa November 25, 2008 at 11:28 am - Reply

    lolololololololololololololololol!!!1!1!11!!!!one!1!11!!!!1!1one!1!11!!2!111!

  9. eric November 25, 2008 at 6:43 pm - Reply

    hahah best part is the sign in #10 watch out grim reaper crossing!! hahahahahaha

  10. eric November 25, 2008 at 6:43 pm - Reply

    hahah best part is the sign in #10 watch out grim reaper crossing!! hahahahahaha

  11. eric November 25, 2008 at 11:43 am - Reply

    hahah best part is the sign in #10 watch out grim reaper crossing!! hahahahahaha

  12. Melvin the Atlanta DUI Lawyer November 25, 2008 at 7:48 pm - Reply

    I think number 2 is the best. I can not believe he fell asleep with his head in a urinal!!

    He needs to soak his head in bleach now, lol

  13. Melvin the Atlanta DUI Lawyer November 25, 2008 at 7:48 pm - Reply

    I think number 2 is the best. I can not believe he fell asleep with his head in a urinal!!

    He needs to soak his head in bleach now, lol

  14. Melvin the Atlanta DUI Lawyer November 25, 2008 at 12:48 pm - Reply

    I think number 2 is the best. I can not believe he fell asleep with his head in a urinal!!

    He needs to soak his head in bleach now, lol

  15. Dundee Tom November 25, 2008 at 9:04 pm - Reply

    Wake up with dicks on your face? You runnin’ with Gay Lib?

  16. Dundee Tom November 25, 2008 at 2:04 pm - Reply

    Wake up with dicks on your face? You runnin’ with Gay Lib?

  17. NoctheniK November 25, 2008 at 9:52 pm - Reply

    LOL number 9 happened to me xD

  18. NoctheniK November 25, 2008 at 9:52 pm - Reply

    LOL number 9 happened to me xD

  19. NoctheniK November 25, 2008 at 9:52 pm - Reply

    LOL number 9 happened to me xD

  20. NoctheniK November 25, 2008 at 2:52 pm - Reply

    LOL number 9 happened to me xD

  21. Kat November 26, 2008 at 1:01 am - Reply

    i nearly pissed maself laughing!!!!!!

  22. Kat November 25, 2008 at 6:01 pm - Reply

    i nearly pissed maself laughing!!!!!!

  23. surfup November 26, 2008 at 1:11 am - Reply

    i blame batgirl leaving for batman drinking that much, either that or robin

  24. surfup November 25, 2008 at 6:11 pm - Reply

    i blame batgirl leaving for batman drinking that much, either that or robin

  25. illag November 26, 2008 at 1:58 am - Reply

    Sorry to disappoint you, but n°2 isn’t a drunk dude who fell asleep. It was a photo shoot ;) The picture was taken in Belgium yeeeeaaaars ago. Funny to see it pop up once in a while in “funny pic”-blogs =)

  26. illag November 25, 2008 at 6:58 pm - Reply

    Sorry to disappoint you, but n°2 isn’t a drunk dude who fell asleep. It was a photo shoot ;) The picture was taken in Belgium yeeeeaaaars ago. Funny to see it pop up once in a while in “funny pic”-blogs =)

  27. FPM November 26, 2008 at 2:16 am - Reply

    I used to get stinking drunk back when I was a homeless rodeo clown but not anymore ! Now I am a world class magician !

  28. FPM November 26, 2008 at 2:16 am - Reply

    I used to get stinking drunk back when I was a homeless rodeo clown but not anymore ! Now I am a world class magician !

  29. FPM November 25, 2008 at 7:16 pm - Reply

    I used to get stinking drunk back when I was a homeless rodeo clown but not anymore ! Now I am a world class magician !

  30. Graduation Stoles November 26, 2008 at 2:21 am - Reply

    Hahaha, great list! I think the Bat man one is probably the winner. Up second is the man passed out near the lawn mower.

    Oh, the good ol days of college.

  31. Graduation Stoles November 25, 2008 at 7:21 pm - Reply

    Hahaha, great list! I think the Bat man one is probably the winner. Up second is the man passed out near the lawn mower.

    Oh, the good ol days of college.

  32. awunn November 26, 2008 at 4:10 am - Reply

    in 10 that grass looks comfy i would of done the same :)

  33. awunn November 25, 2008 at 9:10 pm - Reply

    in 10 that grass looks comfy i would of done the same :)

  34. chi-man November 26, 2008 at 5:35 am - Reply

    If you look at the guy in #10 you can see his left pant leg was hit by the weed eater. Thats great!

  35. chi-man November 25, 2008 at 10:35 pm - Reply

    If you look at the guy in #10 you can see his left pant leg was hit by the weed eater. Thats great!

  36. Theo November 26, 2008 at 5:40 am - Reply

    Random… but number 9 is a picture taken in my hometown of Astoria, Oregon, about 2 miles away from my parents house? I probably know the guy with the cone on his head… can anyone share some info about this?

  37. Theo November 25, 2008 at 10:40 pm - Reply

    Random… but number 9 is a picture taken in my hometown of Astoria, Oregon, about 2 miles away from my parents house? I probably know the guy with the cone on his head… can anyone share some info about this?

  38. ben jones November 26, 2008 at 9:24 am - Reply

    This was all over the news in the uk, Drunk bloke stuck in a hole, classic

  39. ben jones November 26, 2008 at 2:24 am - Reply

    This was all over the news in the uk, Drunk bloke stuck in a hole, classic

  40. ben jones November 26, 2008 at 9:25 am - Reply

    that should have had this link http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HUvNLmJSqpY

  41. ben jones November 26, 2008 at 9:25 am - Reply

    that should have had this link http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HUvNLmJSqpY

  42. ben jones November 26, 2008 at 2:25 am - Reply

    that should have had this link http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HUvNLmJSqpY

  43. Dannielle November 26, 2008 at 7:02 pm - Reply

    Having lived in the “big city” of Atlanta, Georgia (USA) for 8 years, I’d have thought most of them were just some of the homeless we enounter here.

  44. Dannielle November 26, 2008 at 7:02 pm - Reply

    Having lived in the “big city” of Atlanta, Georgia (USA) for 8 years, I’d have thought most of them were just some of the homeless we enounter here.

  45. Dannielle November 26, 2008 at 12:02 pm - Reply

    Having lived in the “big city” of Atlanta, Georgia (USA) for 8 years, I’d have thought most of them were just some of the homeless we enounter here.

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  47. Online hry zdarma November 26, 2008 at 7:34 pm - Reply

    :-D Funny, very funny, i laugh long time …

  48. Online hry zdarma November 26, 2008 at 12:34 pm - Reply

    :-D Funny, very funny, i laugh long time …

  49. amy November 27, 2008 at 2:45 am - Reply

    drunk make person out of his mind

  50. amy November 27, 2008 at 2:45 am - Reply

    drunk make person out of his mind

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