Top 10 Signs You’re Lonely

Brotha Jonze December 1, 2008 23

Loneliness comes in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes it’s difficult to identify, but if you were lucky enough to make it into the Top 10 Signs You’re Lonely, there’s a good chance that your loneliness is as transparent as Lindsay Lohan’s homosexuality.

On that note, commence a loneliness…

10. Any attention you get is bad attention

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9. You get stood up at the mall… On Halloween..?

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8. You’re gigantic

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7. Your moobs are bigger and faker than Jenna Jameson’s

86 buff guy Top 10 Signs Youre Lonely

6. Signs know what you’re thinking

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5. You go LARPing and you look like Don Vito

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4. Delusions of grandeur

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3. No matter how hard you try, you’ll never be hardcore

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2. Adolf keeps jacking your seat when you take a piss

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1. They won’t let you in the bar so you make your own

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23 Comments »

  1. Ronny December 2, 2008 at 12:39 am - Reply

    Top sign you’re a school dropout:
    You don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”.

    FAIL!

    -Ronny

  2. Ronny December 2, 2008 at 12:39 am - Reply

    Top sign you’re a school dropout:
    You don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”.

    FAIL!

    -Ronny

  3. Ronny December 1, 2008 at 5:39 pm - Reply

    Top sign you’re a school dropout:
    You don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”.

    FAIL!

    -Ronny

  4. Jayson Cole (KrunkMode) December 2, 2008 at 2:02 am - Reply

    haaaahahaha. Freaks! P.s. Nice site broheem!

  5. Jayson Cole (KrunkMode) December 1, 2008 at 7:02 pm - Reply

    haaaahahaha. Freaks! P.s. Nice site broheem!

  6. erant December 2, 2008 at 4:46 am - Reply

    thats freak enough…

  7. erant December 2, 2008 at 4:46 am - Reply

    thats freak enough…

  8. erant December 1, 2008 at 9:46 pm - Reply

    thats freak enough…

  9. grammarNazi December 2, 2008 at 6:34 am - Reply

    Also, it’s “Delusions of Grandeur”, not “Illusions of Grandeur”

  10. grammarNazi December 1, 2008 at 11:34 pm - Reply

    Also, it’s “Delusions of Grandeur”, not “Illusions of Grandeur”

  11. Reverend7x December 2, 2008 at 3:47 pm - Reply

    …@Ronny

    Top signs that YOU’RE a school dropout:

    You think that the Top 10 Signs You’re Lonely uses “you’re” and “your” incorrectly, when they are correct.

    You use the word fail in a comment that embarasses yourself.

    You put your name at the end of your comment like you’re important or something.

    You look for accomplishment over the internet instead of going to college to really accomplish something.

    You fail, sir.

  12. Reverend7x December 2, 2008 at 3:47 pm - Reply

    …@Ronny

    Top signs that YOU’RE a school dropout:

    You think that the Top 10 Signs You’re Lonely uses “you’re” and “your” incorrectly, when they are correct.

    You use the word fail in a comment that embarasses yourself.

    You put your name at the end of your comment like you’re important or something.

    You look for accomplishment over the internet instead of going to college to really accomplish something.

    You fail, sir.

  13. Reverend7x December 2, 2008 at 8:47 am - Reply

    …@Ronny

    Top signs that YOU’RE a school dropout:

    You think that the Top 10 Signs You’re Lonely uses “you’re” and “your” incorrectly, when they are correct.

    You use the word fail in a comment that embarasses yourself.

    You put your name at the end of your comment like you’re important or something.

    You look for accomplishment over the internet instead of going to college to really accomplish something.

    You fail, sir.

  14. ShadowNkitty=P December 2, 2008 at 5:02 pm - Reply

    Pass the Epic Sauce pl0x!!1! (:

  15. ShadowNkitty=P December 2, 2008 at 10:02 am - Reply

    Pass the Epic Sauce pl0x!!1! (:

  16. matsulori December 2, 2008 at 10:30 pm - Reply

    @Ronny: You may not have dropped out, and that’s what’s really sad.
    “your” is possessive, as in “your stupidity is obvious.” The word “you’re” is a contraction of the words “you” and “are” making it correct to use in the sentence “you’re lonely.” If you’re ever confused, just use both words, as in “you are lonely” and you should be fine. I don’t expect you’ll be writing any dissertations for publication anytime soon between flipping burgers, but when you flame someone, at least be right. If you’re ever confused about when you should use “your,” substitute “my.” Good luck.

  17. matsulori December 2, 2008 at 10:30 pm - Reply

    @Ronny: You may not have dropped out, and that’s what’s really sad.
    “your” is possessive, as in “your stupidity is obvious.” The word “you’re” is a contraction of the words “you” and “are” making it correct to use in the sentence “you’re lonely.” If you’re ever confused, just use both words, as in “you are lonely” and you should be fine. I don’t expect you’ll be writing any dissertations for publication anytime soon between flipping burgers, but when you flame someone, at least be right. If you’re ever confused about when you should use “your,” substitute “my.” Good luck.

  18. matsulori December 2, 2008 at 3:30 pm - Reply

    @Ronny: You may not have dropped out, and that’s what’s really sad.
    “your” is possessive, as in “your stupidity is obvious.” The word “you’re” is a contraction of the words “you” and “are” making it correct to use in the sentence “you’re lonely.” If you’re ever confused, just use both words, as in “you are lonely” and you should be fine. I don’t expect you’ll be writing any dissertations for publication anytime soon between flipping burgers, but when you flame someone, at least be right. If you’re ever confused about when you should use “your,” substitute “my.” Good luck.

  19. Ronny is a dipshit December 3, 2008 at 4:55 am - Reply

    Ronny you remind me of this retarded kid I knew. He was also named Ronny.

  20. Ronny is a dipshit December 2, 2008 at 9:55 pm - Reply

    Ronny you remind me of this retarded kid I knew. He was also named Ronny.

  21. Ronny December 3, 2008 at 12:59 pm - Reply

    To all the retards who commented about my comment.

    The initial title of picture #2 was: “Adolf keeps jacking you’re seat when you take a piss”

    You all fail.

  22. Ronny December 3, 2008 at 5:59 am - Reply

    To all the retards who commented about my comment.

    The initial title of picture #2 was: “Adolf keeps jacking you’re seat when you take a piss”

    You all fail.

  23. Charity Lizardo February 5, 2011 at 8:08 pm - Reply

    hi

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