Top 10 Stupid Store Names
2 June 2009
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When you’re thinking of a name for your hot new burger joint or your neighborhood ice-creamery, you should take a second to make sure your ideas are not derived from categories on the popular SNL skit Celebrity Jeopardy. These 10 store names (one company name) were never double-checked, consequently they make up Banned’s Top 10 Stupid Store Names.
Tits…
10. Spacing is key when it comes to exchanging kids and sex changes
9. Cream filled buns anyone?
8. Popular with the ladies…
7. Sounds painful and probably available on Craigslist
6. Arrive early as space is limited
5. In case your girl is all dried up?
4. Simple and to the point
3. I usually stay at the Alltheway Inn
2. Hard-Ons not available used
1. I prefer Gabonese, but Tanzanian isn’t bad with hot sauce
you guys think "tits" is real or shopped? I wasn't sure…
Number 10; Kids Exchange? Well in Kenosha, WI there is a store called: "Slightly Used Kids". Nothing else on the Front of the Store, Just Slightly Used Kids! I'll have to make a Pic of it next week and Post it..
#4 realy is a awful name for a buisness the owner must be delusionary from too much LDS
1 is a store in the Philippines. Negros is a province in the Philippines. Not stupid at all. :)
read it again… kid sex change
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