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Top 10 Stupid Store Names

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When you’re thinking of a name for your hot new burger joint or your neighborhood ice-creamery, you should take a second to make sure your ideas are not derived from categories on the popular SNL skit Celebrity Jeopardy. These 10 store names (one company name) were never double-checked, consequently they make up Banned’s Top 10 Stupid Store Names.

Tits…

10. Spacing is key when it comes to exchanging kids and sex changes

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9. Cream filled buns anyone?

gays creamery Top 10 Stupid Store Names

8. Popular with the ladies…

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7. Sounds painful and probably available on Craigslist

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6. Arrive early as space is limited

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5. In case your girl is all dried up?

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4. Simple and to the point

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3. I usually stay at the Alltheway Inn

halfwayin Top 10 Stupid Store Names

2. Hard-Ons not available used

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1. I prefer Gabonese, but Tanzanian isn’t bad with hot sauce

flavors of negros Top 10 Stupid Store Names

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1670964584 Brotha Jonze

    you guys think "tits" is real or shopped? I wasn't sure…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1670964584 Brotha Jonze

    you guys think "tits" is real or shopped? I wasn't sure…

  • Joe B.

    Number 10; Kids Exchange? Well in Kenosha, WI there is a store called: "Slightly Used Kids". Nothing else on the Front of the Store, Just Slightly Used Kids! I'll have to make a Pic of it next week and Post it..

    • kirk

      read it again… kid sex change

    • kirk

      read it again… kid sex change

  • Joe B.

    Number 10; Kids Exchange? Well in Kenosha, WI there is a store called: "Slightly Used Kids". Nothing else on the Front of the Store, Just Slightly Used Kids! I'll have to make a Pic of it next week and Post it..

    • kirk

      read it again… kid sex change

  • FLU-BIRD

    #4 realy is a awful name for a buisness the owner must be delusionary from too much LDS

  • FLU-BIRD

    #4 realy is a awful name for a buisness the owner must be delusionary from too much LDS

  • verylexy

    1 is a store in the Philippines. Negros is a province in the Philippines. Not stupid at all. :)

  • verylexy

    1 is a store in the Philippines. Negros is a province in the Philippines. Not stupid at all. :)

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