Top 10 Stupid Store Names

Brotha Jonze June 2, 2009 11

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When you’re thinking of a name for your hot new burger joint or your neighborhood ice-creamery, you should take a second to make sure your ideas are not derived from categories on the popular SNL skit Celebrity Jeopardy. These 10 store names (one company name) were never double-checked, consequently they make up Banned’s Top 10 Stupid Store Names.

Tits…

10. Spacing is key when it comes to exchanging kids and sex changes

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9. Cream filled buns anyone?

gays creamery Top 10 Stupid Store Names

8. Popular with the ladies…

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7. Sounds painful and probably available on Craigslist

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6. Arrive early as space is limited

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5. In case your girl is all dried up?

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4. Simple and to the point

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3. I usually stay at the Alltheway Inn

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2. Hard-Ons not available used

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1. I prefer Gabonese, but Tanzanian isn’t bad with hot sauce

flavors of negros Top 10 Stupid Store Names

11 Comments »

  1. Brotha Jonze June 2, 2009 at 11:54 pm - Reply

    you guys think "tits" is real or shopped? I wasn't sure…

  2. Brotha Jonze June 2, 2009 at 11:54 pm - Reply

    you guys think "tits" is real or shopped? I wasn't sure…

  3. Joe B. June 21, 2009 at 10:55 pm - Reply

    Number 10; Kids Exchange? Well in Kenosha, WI there is a store called: "Slightly Used Kids". Nothing else on the Front of the Store, Just Slightly Used Kids! I'll have to make a Pic of it next week and Post it..

    • kirk September 18, 2009 at 8:04 pm - Reply

      read it again… kid sex change

    • kirk September 18, 2009 at 8:04 pm - Reply

      read it again… kid sex change

  4. Joe B. June 21, 2009 at 10:55 pm - Reply

    Number 10; Kids Exchange? Well in Kenosha, WI there is a store called: "Slightly Used Kids". Nothing else on the Front of the Store, Just Slightly Used Kids! I'll have to make a Pic of it next week and Post it..

    • kirk September 18, 2009 at 8:04 pm - Reply

      read it again… kid sex change

  5. FLU-BIRD July 16, 2009 at 3:01 pm - Reply

    #4 realy is a awful name for a buisness the owner must be delusionary from too much LDS

  6. FLU-BIRD July 16, 2009 at 3:01 pm - Reply

    #4 realy is a awful name for a buisness the owner must be delusionary from too much LDS

  7. verylexy August 11, 2009 at 4:20 am - Reply

    1 is a store in the Philippines. Negros is a province in the Philippines. Not stupid at all. :)

  8. verylexy August 11, 2009 at 4:20 am - Reply

    1 is a store in the Philippines. Negros is a province in the Philippines. Not stupid at all. :)

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