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26 April 2009 8 Comments

bannedtitle Top 20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW

I was stumbling through the Something Awful Forums when I came across a thread called Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms and, like so many times before, knew I needed to suck the thread and give it some attention.

I pulled ten or fifteen of my favorite submissions, did a little photoshopping, and added a few myself in order to compile what I believe are the Top 20 Safe For Work Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms.

Thanks goes out to the Goons for inspiration (as well as for a few quality photoshop jobs, especially to nickhimself for sexual euphemism #3).

In case any of the following 20 illustrated sexual euphemisms leave you stumped, an answer key is provided at the bottom of the page.

20.

beatmeat Top 20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW

19.

3holepunch Top 20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW

18.

hairybeaver Top 20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW

17.

donkeypunch Top 20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW

16.

goldenshower 584x800 Top 20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW

15.

chokingthechicken Top 20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW

14.

furburger 610x447 Top 20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW

13.

horizontalmambo Top 20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW

12.

hunglikeahorse Top 20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW

11.

clevelandsteamer Top 20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW

10.

nopantsdance 600x800 Top 20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW

9.

bustinganut Top 20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW

8.

layingpipe 610x457 Top 20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW

7.

hot beef injection Top 20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW

6.

suckingdick Top 20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW

5.

cleaningtherifle 610x556 Top 20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW

4.

dirtysanchez 610x457 Top 20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW

3.

purple headed yogurt slinger copy Top 20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW

2.

drapesmatchtheblinds Top 20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW

1.

Downers Grove Tom Slothower

Official Answer Key:

20. Beat Your Meat
19. Three Hole Punch
18. Hairy Beaver
17. Donkey Punch
16. Golden Shower
15. Choking Your Chicken
14. Furburger
13. Horizontal Mambo
12. Hung Like A Horse
11. Cleveland Steamer
10. No Pants Dance
9. Bust A Nut
8. Laying Pipe
7. Hot Beef Injection
6. Sucking Dick
5. Cleaning Your Rifle
4. Dirty Sanchez
3. Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
2. Does The Carpet Match The Drapes?
- Yes, I Believe It Does…
1. The Rusty Trombone

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8 Comments

  • asdfman said:

    I thought 12 was reverse cowboy. I think I like my answer better.

    # 30 April 2009 at 6:12 pm
  • Jeff Flowers said:

    A few of these I didn't know at first… glad you put the meaning in the title tag of each image, because I would then say… "OH YEA…"

    # 30 April 2009 at 8:21 pm
  • Jeff Powers said:

    there's an answer key at the bottom… jeff.

    # 30 April 2009 at 9:09 pm
  • god damnit said:

    it's SO HARD to come up with content on your own

    # 2 May 2009 at 1:14 am
  • trombone said:

    The rust on the trombone, in pic 20, is very badly photoshopped. Honestly- the mouthpiece is a completely separate piece of the instrument, and wouldn't have rust. Any idiot can see it's lacquered, as well. >.>

    # 2 May 2009 at 1:45 am
  • MIke said:

    Doesnt laying pipe mean taking a shit? SI that sexual now?

    # 10 August 2009 at 10:32 pm
  • hei said:

    no taco?

    # 23 August 2009 at 3:25 pm
  • Nick said:

    Should be "Carpets match the Drapes", good list though.

    (End list is right, file name makes no sense)

    # 14 September 2009 at 7:01 pm

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