Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

20 Illustrated sexual euphemisms SFW Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

I was stumbling through the Something Awful Forums when I came across a thread called Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms and, like so many times before, knew I needed to suck the thread and give it some attention.

I pulled ten or fifteen of my favorite submissions, did a little photoshopping, and added a few myself in order to compile what I believe are the Top 20 Safe For Work Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms.

Thanks goes out to the Goons for inspiration (as well as for a few quality photoshop jobs, especially to nickhimself for sexual euphemism #3).

In case any of the following 20 illustrated sexual euphemisms leave you stumped, an answer key is provided at the bottom of the page.

20.

beatmeat Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

19.

3holepunch Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

18.

hairybeaver Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

17.

donkeypunch Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

16.

goldenshower 584x800 Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

15.

chokingthechicken Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

14.

furburger 610x447 Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

13.

horizontalmambo Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

12.

hunglikeahorse Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

11.

clevelandsteamer Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

10.

nopantsdance 600x800 Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

9.

bustinganut Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

8.

layingpipe 610x457 Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

7.

hot beef injection Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

6.

suckingdick Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

5.

cleaningtherifle 610x556 Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

4.

dirtysanchez 610x457 Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

3.

purple headed yogurt slinger copy Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

2.

drapesmatchtheblinds Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

1.

rustytrombone 610x457 Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)

Official Answer Key:

20. Beat Your Meat
19. Three Hole Punch
18. Hairy Beaver
17. Donkey Punch
16. Golden Shower
15. Choking Your Chicken
14. Furburger
13. Horizontal Mambo
12. Hung Like A Horse
11. Cleveland Steamer
10. No Pants Dance
9. Bust A Nut
8. Laying Pipe
7. Hot Beef Injection
6. Sucking Dick
5. Cleaning Your Rifle
4. Dirty Sanchez
3. Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
2. Does The Carpet Match The Drapes?
– Yes, I Believe It Does…
1. The Rusty Trombone

  • asdfman

    I thought 12 was reverse cowboy. I think I like my answer better.

  • asdfman

    I thought 12 was reverse cowboy. I think I like my answer better.

  • http://www.randomnessblog.com/ Jeff Flowers

    A few of these I didn't know at first… glad you put the meaning in the title tag of each image, because I would then say… "OH YEA…"

  • http://www.randomnessblog.com/ Jeff Flowers

    A few of these I didn't know at first… glad you put the meaning in the title tag of each image, because I would then say… "OH YEA…"

  • http://www.randomnessblog.com Jeff Flowers

    A few of these I didn't know at first… glad you put the meaning in the title tag of each image, because I would then say… "OH YEA…"

  • Jeff Powers

    there's an answer key at the bottom… jeff.

  • Jeff Powers

    there's an answer key at the bottom… jeff.

  • god damnit

    it's SO HARD to come up with content on your own

  • god damnit

    it's SO HARD to come up with content on your own

  • trombone

    The rust on the trombone, in pic 20, is very badly photoshopped. Honestly- the mouthpiece is a completely separate piece of the instrument, and wouldn't have rust. Any idiot can see it's lacquered, as well. >.>

  • trombone

    The rust on the trombone, in pic 20, is very badly photoshopped. Honestly- the mouthpiece is a completely separate piece of the instrument, and wouldn't have rust. Any idiot can see it's lacquered, as well. >.>

  • trombone

    The rust on the trombone, in pic 20, is very badly photoshopped. Honestly- the mouthpiece is a completely separate piece of the instrument, and wouldn't have rust. Any idiot can see it's lacquered, as well. >.>

  • MIke

    Doesnt laying pipe mean taking a shit? SI that sexual now?

  • MIke

    Doesnt laying pipe mean taking a shit? SI that sexual now?

  • http://www.sfwgirls.com/ hei

    no taco?

  • http://www.sfwgirls.com/ hei

    no taco?

  • http://www.sfwgirls.com/ hei

    no taco?

  • http://www.sfwgirls.com hei

    no taco?

  • Nick

    Should be "Carpets match the Drapes", good list though.

    (End list is right, file name makes no sense)

  • Nick

    Should be "Carpets match the Drapes", good list though.

    (End list is right, file name makes no sense)

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