I was stumbling through the Something Awful Forums when I came across a thread called Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms and, like so many times before, knew I needed to suck the thread and give it some attention.
I pulled ten or fifteen of my favorite submissions, did a little photoshopping, and added a few myself in order to compile what I believe are the Top 20 Safe For Work Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms.
Thanks goes out to the Goons for inspiration (as well as for a few quality photoshop jobs, especially to nickhimself for sexual euphemism #3).
In case any of the following 20 illustrated sexual euphemisms leave you stumped, an answer key is provided at the bottom of the page.
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Official Answer Key:
20. Beat Your Meat
19. Three Hole Punch
18. Hairy Beaver
17. Donkey Punch
16. Golden Shower
15. Choking Your Chicken
14. Furburger
13. Horizontal Mambo
12. Hung Like A Horse
11. Cleveland Steamer
10. No Pants Dance
9. Bust A Nut
8. Laying Pipe
7. Hot Beef Injection
6. Sucking Dick
5. Cleaning Your Rifle
4. Dirty Sanchez
3. Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
2. Does The Carpet Match The Drapes?
- Yes, I Believe It Does…
1. The Rusty Trombone
I thought 12 was reverse cowboy. I think I like my answer better.
I thought 12 was reverse cowboy. I think I like my answer better.
A few of these I didn't know at first… glad you put the meaning in the title tag of each image, because I would then say… "OH YEA…"
A few of these I didn't know at first… glad you put the meaning in the title tag of each image, because I would then say… "OH YEA…"
A few of these I didn't know at first… glad you put the meaning in the title tag of each image, because I would then say… "OH YEA…"
there's an answer key at the bottom… jeff.
there's an answer key at the bottom… jeff.
it's SO HARD to come up with content on your own
it's SO HARD to come up with content on your own
The rust on the trombone, in pic 20, is very badly photoshopped. Honestly- the mouthpiece is a completely separate piece of the instrument, and wouldn't have rust. Any idiot can see it's lacquered, as well. >.>
The rust on the trombone, in pic 20, is very badly photoshopped. Honestly- the mouthpiece is a completely separate piece of the instrument, and wouldn't have rust. Any idiot can see it's lacquered, as well. >.>
The rust on the trombone, in pic 20, is very badly photoshopped. Honestly- the mouthpiece is a completely separate piece of the instrument, and wouldn't have rust. Any idiot can see it's lacquered, as well. >.>
Doesnt laying pipe mean taking a shit? SI that sexual now?
Doesnt laying pipe mean taking a shit? SI that sexual now?
no taco?
no taco?
no taco?
no taco?
Should be "Carpets match the Drapes", good list though.
(End list is right, file name makes no sense)
Should be "Carpets match the Drapes", good list though.
(End list is right, file name makes no sense)