Top 5 Stupid Lifted Cars

Brotha Jonze August 14, 2008 5

5. Lifted Smart Car

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I understand the novelty, it’s like lifting a golf cart – but this, like cocaine, has got to be God’s way of telling you, “you have too much money.”

Which would you choose: the Smart Car or the DeLorean.

4. Lifted VW Bus

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To me this is quite a contradiction. When I think of a VW Bus, I think of Nor-Cal potheads, but when I think of lifted trucks/cars, I think of southern rednecks: Hippes vs. Country Folk, Liberals vs. Conservatives.I guess this guy just had to have the best of both worlds.

This could be the reason why it’s conveniently wedged between the house and the fence, a la Austin Powers.

3. The Colossal Camry

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Like #4, this owner wanted two things but could only afford one.

What it says about its owner: “I prefer a safe, low maintenance car that gets great gas mileage, but I’ve heard that chicks only like guys in lifted trucks. Why not have both? Now when I ford the river in my backyard, I can do so with comfort and class… Just don’t punch me in the face, please.”

2. 40″ Rims

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The upside: You have 40″ rims.
The downside: You have 40″ rims.

1. WTF Is That Car

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How you make this: Balance your ’82 hatchback on top of your lawnmower, or do the same to your 1833 Covered Wagon.

5 Comments »

  1. theresa August 18, 2008 at 5:20 am - Reply

    I’ve lived in redneck hell, and still have nightmares about a raised up road runner.

  2. theresa August 18, 2008 at 5:20 am - Reply

    I’ve lived in redneck hell, and still have nightmares about a raised up road runner.

  3. theresa August 17, 2008 at 10:20 pm - Reply

    I’ve lived in redneck hell, and still have nightmares about a raised up road runner.

  4. Dump trucks August 6, 2010 at 10:39 pm - Reply

    I am agree for “WTF Is That Car” for be in a Top 5 Stupid Lifted Cars.

    But “Lifted Smart Car” is one which really show your reacheness But may be many of people may drive it only for show shining but less for lifting; so you can consider it in a Top 5 Stupid Lifted Cars.

  5. lifted trucks April 20, 2011 at 11:07 am - Reply

    Very funny, its really TOP5 stuoid lifted ))

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