Interview: Of Himself, Directed By Himself
If you’re not familiar with Gary Busey or if you never had a chance to witness the greatness that was I’m With Busey, you really should watch this interview with the living legend first to begin to understand how the man operates – his operative mode strangely and eternally stuck at defective.
Let this be a briefing on the Busey.
Buseyisms: Gary Busey Has A Hobby
If you’re anything like Gary Busey, it’s probably that you have an extremely difficult time remembering the meanings of difficult words like “now”.
He suggests acronymizing confusing words and phrases to make them less confusing. The video, while helpful is a little redundant – we all know that there is no better way to remember what “Time Out” means than by breaking the phrase down to its etymological roots: To-Insure-Measured-Energy-On-Using-Time.
Thanks Busey. You also gave me some great business advice for when I’m late to work…
Straight Jacket: Protect Your Pituitary
When a guy like Gary Busey (so basically either Gary Busey or Nick Nolte) tells you he’s going to pull your endocrine system out of your body if you do a certain thing and then you go and do that certain thing, I suggest you reassess your ability to discern good ideas from bad.
I for one need my pituitary gland and would hate for Mr. Busey, gentleman that he is, to reach behind my eyeballs and pull it out.
SlurPEEs: From I’m With Busey
If there’s one thing you should have learned from Point Break or from Mr. Joshua in Lethal Weapon, it’s that you cannot fool the Busey.
Try to give him a pee slurpee? Busey sees right through your tricks.
Busey Goes Nuts: Which Is Nothing Too Unusual
You’re probably going to want to watch this a few times. I have nothing more to say than that.
You have now been buseyfied.
LOL He is SO major COOL!
Russ
LOL He is SO major COOL!
Russ
hey i'm russ even though my name is penis. why do people just think he is crazy? he is a clever guy who makes a lot of "self help gurus" look like asses. what a world we live in…
hey i'm russ even though my name is penis. why do people just think he is crazy? he is a clever guy who makes a lot of "self help gurus" look like asses. what a world we live in…
Yeah, the good old Times.
Bad Guys are Crazy like shit, F***k and S***t is used.
Go to 2000+:
Die Hard 4: No Blood, No Yippie kay yey MTF and there has to be a young Side Kick.
King Kong Reboot: We want to have a kick ass Game for it -> Put up an intense Jungle fighting Scene ( again, no Blood! ). And while everythink else is Big, the T-Rex is still "small". The Spiders are also wrong scaled.
Busey would not have any Chance today, and Schwarzeneger would only be a Bad Guy ( he´s German after all, oh no he´s even bader: he comes from the Country Hitler actual came from Austria ).
Yeah, the good old Times.
Bad Guys are Crazy like shit, F***k and S***t is used.
Go to 2000+:
Die Hard 4: No Blood, No Yippie kay yey MTF and there has to be a young Side Kick.
King Kong Reboot: We want to have a kick ass Game for it -> Put up an intense Jungle fighting Scene ( again, no Blood! ). And while everythink else is Big, the T-Rex is still "small". The Spiders are also wrong scaled.
Busey would not have any Chance today, and Schwarzeneger would only be a Bad Guy ( he´s German after all, oh no he´s even bader: he comes from the Country Hitler actual came from Austria ).