When it comes to sex and looking sexy, people cross many lines in order to cash in on the desperate. Ever wanted to shove Mel Gibson up your ass? You can do it with celebrity butt plugs. Unhappy with the way your nipples or your camel-toe looks through your clothing? Well there are fixes for those issues too.
On that note, here are the Top 5 Sex Products That Shouldn’t Be.
5. Celebrity Butt Plugs
Ever wanted to shove George W. Bush up your ass? No? How about Mel Gibson? Well now you can whether you want to or not with Celebrity Butt Plugs. Currently available models are George W. Tush, Smell Gibson (special limited multi-colored Braveheart edition), and Parass Hilton.
4. iBuzz
The iBuzz is designed for anyone who loves loving their hand while listening to their favorite Elliot Smith tracks on their first generation iPod shuffle.
Turn on you iPod, plug in your iBuzz, and Elliot Smith will be singing your favorite depressing songs directly into your vagina (or penis via detachable penis ring).
3. Hida Bust Pudding
Is this food or some kind of squirt gun?
2. The Beauty Nipple
Made for use in warm climates only. Use in cold climates can lead to the 4-nipple udder effect.
1. Cuchini – Our Lips Are Sealed!
Camel-toe-be-gone is currently available for women only. Camel-tail-be-gone available Q3 2010.
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! omg this is hysterical!!!! i don't know what's funnier… the fact that someone has invented these things or the that i'm pretty sure that they are being used by someone who walked past and was like, "man that was a great idea!"
i do know a couple of people that i would that camel toe thingy for… camel toe is NOT sexy…
Cuchini has the best slogan ive seen in my life
The camel toe thing actually looks like a good idea honestly. lol
Haha !