Top 5 Sex Products That Shouldn’t Be

Brotha Jonze May 19, 2009 13

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When it comes to sex and looking sexy, people cross many lines in order to cash in on the desperate. Ever wanted to shove Mel Gibson up your ass? You can do it with celebrity butt plugs. Unhappy with the way your nipples or your camel-toe looks through your clothing? Well there are fixes for those issues too.

On that note, here are the Top 5 Sex Products That Shouldn’t Be.

5. Celebrity Butt Plugs

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Ever wanted to shove George W. Bush up your ass? No? How about Mel Gibson? Well now you can whether you want to or not with Celebrity Butt Plugs. Currently available models are George W. Tush, Smell Gibson (special limited multi-colored Braveheart edition), and Parass Hilton.

4. iBuzz

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The iBuzz is designed for anyone who loves loving their hand while listening to their favorite Elliot Smith tracks on their first generation iPod shuffle.

Turn on you iPod, plug in your iBuzz, and Elliot Smith will be singing your favorite depressing songs directly into your vagina (or penis via detachable penis ring).

3. Hida Bust Pudding

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Is this food or some kind of squirt gun?

2. The Beauty Nipple

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Made for use in warm climates only. Use in cold climates can lead to the 4-nipple udder effect.

1. Cuchini – Our Lips Are Sealed!

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Camel-toe-be-gone is currently available for women only. Camel-tail-be-gone available Q3 2010.

13 Comments »

  1. ladebelle May 22, 2009 at 3:53 pm - Reply

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! omg this is hysterical!!!! i don't know what's funnier… the fact that someone has invented these things or the that i'm pretty sure that they are being used by someone who walked past and was like, "man that was a great idea!"

    i do know a couple of people that i would that camel toe thingy for… camel toe is NOT sexy…

    • Angel Mass May 24, 2009 at 11:36 pm - Reply

      Cuchini has the best slogan ive seen in my life

    • Angel Mass May 24, 2009 at 11:36 pm - Reply

      Cuchini has the best slogan ive seen in my life

    • Angel Mass May 24, 2009 at 11:36 pm - Reply

      Cuchini has the best slogan ive seen in my life

    • Angel Mass May 24, 2009 at 11:36 pm - Reply

      Cuchini has the best slogan ive seen in my life

  2. ladebelle May 22, 2009 at 3:53 pm - Reply

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! omg this is hysterical!!!! i don't know what's funnier… the fact that someone has invented these things or the that i'm pretty sure that they are being used by someone who walked past and was like, "man that was a great idea!"

    i do know a couple of people that i would that camel toe thingy for… camel toe is NOT sexy…

    • Angel Mass May 24, 2009 at 11:36 pm - Reply

      Cuchini has the best slogan ive seen in my life

  3. Brii May 24, 2009 at 8:09 pm - Reply

    The camel toe thing actually looks like a good idea honestly. lol

  4. Brii May 24, 2009 at 8:09 pm - Reply

    The camel toe thing actually looks like a good idea honestly. lol

  5. Brii May 24, 2009 at 8:09 pm - Reply

    The camel toe thing actually looks like a good idea honestly. lol

  6. top5sex October 10, 2009 at 7:44 pm - Reply

    Haha !

  7. top5sex October 10, 2009 at 7:44 pm - Reply

    Haha !

  8. top5sex October 10, 2009 at 7:44 pm - Reply

    Haha !

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