No one ever said you had to be smart to work at Hooters. In fact, they much prefer the opposite, not because it’s a general rule that the hotter you are, the dumber your are, but because, well, how else would Hooters’ managers be able to pull off this kind of practical joke?
Jodee, congratulations you won a brand new toyoda!
No, like, way? what kind is it?
It’s green, ok, just shut up, and put on this blindfold, hang on the news is here, ok, smile… and… wait a sec, you’re not smiling…
Annnnnnd life fail.