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Turn Cheap Alcohol Into Top Shelf Alcohol!

February 19, 2008

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So you are anxious to start drinking, you go to the store, and the only thing your sorry ass can afford is bottom shelf vodka. You tell your friends that they put the more expensive alcohol in plastic bottles so that if you drop it, it won’t break. And you would be right, they do. It’s a fact. But let’s just say you want to filter your cheap vodka to make it taste (and feel as painless) as the top shelf stuff, you need a little magical contraption that was created by elves in the shire, called the Gray Kangaroo.

Much like Brita filters water, the Gray Kangaroo filters alcohol, and it works. It tastes much better and I’ve noticed a huge improvement on post drinking morning nausea vomitation syndrome, so check it out and get yours at Grey Kangaroo!

They have a 30 day money back guarantee, so what do you have to lose? After all, you’ll get drunk either way.

Grey Kangaroo!


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One Response to “Turn Cheap Alcohol Into Top Shelf Alcohol!”

  1. jerry on February 19th, 2008 5:57 pm

    The Mythbusters busted this myth. Verdict, from a professional vodka taste tester: filtering makes it “better” but not as good as top shelf.

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