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Victoria Beckham Doesn’t Buy Food, No Surprise
June 16, 2008 by Brotha Jonze
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Victoria Beckham was spotted at the Farmer’s Market in Hollywood yesterday and to no one’s surprise, she avoided food at all costs, despite the cost.
An anonymous onlooker claims he overheard a conversations between her and a fruit merchant that went something along the lines of.
Merchant: “would you like to try some mango or some pineapple?”
Victoria Beckham: “Why would I try food?”
Merchant: “Because you might like to eat it.”
Victoria Beckham: “Eat it? Food? Eat food! You don’t eat food stupid!”
“And then she walked away and bought some non nutritious herbs to nourish her body,” claims the anonymous onlooker.
None of this is confirmed. However, It was confirmed that before she had a chance to purchase the herbs, a sudden gust of wind swept her off into the ether. The herbs were recovered, because they weighed more than her. The merchant had nothing to say regarding the bizarre incident except, “she should have been wearing weighted shoes.”
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