Here’s an excerpt:
What You Thought It Said:
Hey, look at me! I’m up-to-date on general pop culture knowledge! I tore the hood off of my eskimo coat and put googly eyes on it all by myself, and I even bought large, stupid sunglasses because that’s how crafty and creative I am.
What It Really Said:
I always follow crowds and do whatever is trendy and cool at the moment, so why wouldn’t I wear the most popular costume of 2009?† That’s how I fit in!
What People Said About You:
“That’s the chubbiest Lady Gaga I’ve seen all night.”
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