In all fairness, both Sarah Jessica Parker and Renée Zellweger look more like barnyard animals that cluck and trot than women that any self-respecting man would call hot – After all, there is a site dedicated to Sir Jessica Parker’s resemblance to horses, conveniently called sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com (make sure you have your volume turned up)… We’re still waiting on reneezellwegerlooksliketheguycollectingshitinmontypythonsquestfortheholygrail.com
But alas, this isn’t a competition of preferance, because it’s safe to say that no man genuinely prefers one over the other – that is unless of course, he is forced to decide between the two, which is essentially what we are doing here today.
So think of Renée and SJP as you would sheep or goat, cattle or piglets, donkeys or horses and choose the one that would be least worst. And please, do us all a favor and leave a detailed explanation as to why you chose the way you did in the Comments section below.
Despite the fact that Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse as confirmed in the picture below, I sadly think I would “rather not” Renee Zellweger even more than SJP, mole and all.
What do you think?
I really should have titled this “Battle of the Cattle”
I really should have titled this “Battle of the Cattle”
Diddy barn-yard animal blog! Diddy barn-yard animal blog! Let’s face it, SJS is a horse that should never be rode, and zelwegger is a cow that should never be milked. That mole of SJS’s should have been shaved off before her first race. Zelwegger should’ve stopped eating and acting before bridget jones’ diary. Our bitter anguish can be relieved by zelwegger eating SJS’s mole.
Diddy barn-yard animal blog! Diddy barn-yard animal blog! Let’s face it, SJS is a horse that should never be rode, and zelwegger is a cow that should never be milked. That mole of SJS’s should have been shaved off before her first race. Zelwegger should’ve stopped eating and acting before bridget jones’ diary. Our bitter anguish can be relieved by zelwegger eating SJS’s mole.
I had to go with SJP because at least Renee was hot at one point.
I had to go with SJP because at least Renee was hot at one point.