Why You Don’t Get High And Write An Essay

July 1, 2008

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[digg-me]This is in some way, sort of like the cop who called 911 because he thought he was dying from eating bud brownies. The cop lost his job, and as you’d expect, the kid who wrote this brilliant paper lost enrollment in school, as well as his mind and any Jewish friends he had.

I wonder what their “see me” meeting went like. Wouldn’t it be awesome if she was Jewish…

Written by Brotha Jonze · Filed Under Comedy

6 Responses to “Why You Don’t Get High And Write An Essay”

sunny beach on July 2nd, 2008 8:25 am

So much failure in so few words….
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nick on July 28th, 2008 1:44 pm

wow, this poor kid has at least ten periods of class.