This is why you propose somewhere romantic and not over a hot dog and a beer at the big game. But hey, at least the mascot was there to give the broken hearted guy a hug, after all, “he’ll probably get over it in ten or twelve years.” Next time knock your girlfriend up if you really want to marry her.

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