I appreciate how sexually confused he is. He loaded his leotard with a bag of Cheetos to make his junk look bigger thinking that the ladies like men with big cocks. He’s right–but but he’s gay. And I don’t think (and correct me if I’m wrong) that gay dudes care how big junk is… I’m thinking the smaller the better, right?
Though maybe he knows he’s gay and just added the Cheeto-cock-bulge so he could see it from the atop the giant diabetic globule that he calls “me.”